“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Okay, Gerald, we're almost there. Now at times the things you see may confuse or even frighten you. But just remember, everyone is essentially harmless.

Gerald

Arnold, relax. I've been here before. Besides, how weird can your house be?

Gerald

[about Ernie] Man, he was creepy.

Ya, and he likes you.

[As Susie's throwing all her stuff into the hall] Stand by for pottery!

[practicing his spelling] Phlegm. P-H-L-E.....um......

Grandpa

[walks in] G-M, Phlegm! When you get to be my age, that's a word you use a lot.

Your word is "qualm".

Bob

[having seen everything] Qualm? She's heard that story a million times. She's got it. She's got it!

Helga

Let's see. Qualm. Q-U-A-L...

Bob

You got it!

Helga

[shrugs] X?

Bob

WHAT?!

That is incorrect. Arnold is the new champion.

[About Pigeon Man] Does he bite?

Some people are meant to be with people, and others, like me, are just different.

Remember, Arnold, always wash your berries before you eat them. And fly towards the sun.

Helga

To change the grades... or not to change the grades... that is the question....

Helga

Stuck in her shadow, sweet revenge... stuck, revenge.... no contest Helga decides to redo Olga's grades

Olga

[after getting a B plus] I can't believe. I— I've never even gotten an A-minus!

Helga

Well, you know what they say. The older you get, the brain cells are the first to go.

Big Bob

[about Olga] She can't be moping all day.

Miriam

Yes she can... I do.

Helga

[eating chocolates] One for Helga... none for Olga.

I don't know, Helga. I've always wanted to have a brother or a sister. I always thought those relationships were kinda special.

Helga

Yeah, well, what do you know? Olga is evil. She's a pompous, overbearing, arrogant witch. Only this time, I've got her beat.

Okay. Forget I mentioned it.

Helga

[on Arnold's advice] If only I could be that kind... but I'm not, so that's that.