[about riding the subway]
Sun goes down, stay above ground.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
There is no way I'm taking the subway. [next frame] I can't believe I'm taking the subway.
The train stopped!
No kidding, Einstein.
[on the stuck subway car] I'm the only ex-cop in this town brave enough to take on this job.
HHobo
[Repeated line] GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
CWClaustrophobic Woman
[repeating over and over] Big open spaces.
CConductor
[through PA system calmly] Passengers, it may just be a matter of minutes or hours [panicking] OR DAYS OR WEEKS [calmly] before the search and rescue team finds our [panicking] FORGOTTEN EXTRACTED SUBWAY CAR...
GMGrubby man
Wait a minute! Wait a minute, everybody! I got something to say!
We know. We know.
EEveryone
Get out of your house.
GMGrubby man
No, no, not that. I got something else to say.
[finding a jelly bean] Praise Thor the thunder god!
[Vic and Morrie catch the kids in their store of forged pennies]
Vic Hey, you punks! What do you think you're doing?!
[Kids gasp]
SSid
[screams] IT'S WHEEZIN' ED! And... AND SOME OTHER GUY!
SMs. Slovak
You're 13 years old and you're still in fourth grade!
SMs. Slovak
Torvald, what's 3×3?
TTorvald
Uh, 33?
[to Arnold] Do me a favor, Arnold, if he hits you, just lay down and stay down.
TTorvald
Look, Arnold, I got a C!
Hey, look! I'm Timberly the Pink Ranger!
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