The list for a kid's perfect Saturday: watch every cartoon from Six AM 'til Dance Craze, while eating three bowls of sugar chunk cereal; ride your bike down the steepest hill in the neighborhood, and you all know which one that is; play catch with every kid in the park; and finally, go to the movies and sit through it three times!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
GOGuy on TV
Mutant robots from outer space, spitting bacteria that eat your face... TV melts
Hmmm... looks like I got the 220 mixed up with the 660.
Brainy? What are you doing here?
BBrainy
Um. wheeze Something.
There is no haunted train.
Well, now I didn’t say that.
Be as the frog in the pond, Arnold.
[Into a mirror] Hey! You talkin' to me? You... talkin' to me?
No, I didn't say anything.
Hey, leave those kids alone.
How big was this punk?
Big.
Big punk?
Big.
Big huh?
Oh, simmer down, you hot-headed loony!
MMugger
Give me your purse, Granny!
He can have it. It's just a purse, you know.
[on a camping trip, Grandpa is showing Arnold and Gerald survival skills. Gerald is eating red berries. Arnold is eating green berries]
Now remember, only do this under adult supervision. Red and sweet are good to eat, but I swear by this sonnet, green will make you vomit.
[swallows] I thought it was green and sweet are good to eat.
No, I've been saying it all morning. Red and sweet. Red and sweet.
Excuse me a minute. [Arnold runs off screen and vomits]
[sarcastically] You're vomiting, aren't you, Arnold?
Everything in nature is beautiful. Unless it's ugly.
[On a hike through the woods]
Ugh! Now the sun's going down. It's getting kind of cool up here. I think I should turn off this mis... [Turns knob and it explodes, sending Bob into a tree. Helga, Phoebe, Gerald, and Arnold ran up to Bob.]
Are you okay, Mr. Pataki?
Am I okay?! LOOK AT ME! The food's gone, my neck's burn, the mister doesn't work, and to top it all off — WE'RE LOST!
Lost?! I thought you knew where we were!
I've been lost ever since we saw those signs in Spanish.
[after the pathfinder breaks]
Cheap piece of junk. I'll sell thousands of them.
[using his instincts] Camp, should be right... there! [the group cheers happily] But we've got to follow this path around because...
Forget the path, kid! Camp's right there! [runs through the tall bushes alone and back into the camp cheering to himself]
I was just going to say, because that's poison ivy.
So I hear you got a package for that secret guy, Mr. Smith.
Yeah, and I alone have been shouldered with the weighty responsibility of it's safety.
Cool, let's open it.
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