Helga's a girl.
She is? Glances at Helga Oh, yeah, I always forget.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
SHSinging Harold
Helga's not a girl, Helga's not a girl! [Boys repeat Harold singing "Helga's Not a Girl"]
That's it, you're dead. [Harold screams]
You know what, Gerald?
[The sudden crash is heard]
Not girl enough, humph, what a bunch of crap, I am too a girl, I'm pretty, I'm feminine, I'm delicate.
[Helga bumps into someone who's a man]
MMan
Oh, excuse me, young man.
I'm a GIRL!
CCashier
Yeah, um, how much is this magazine to make ugly girls look pretty?
SSid
I just saw Helga on her way to Rhonda's party and she was all dolled up like a girl!
You're right, Rhonda, I'm not like rest of you, I'm not wearing a mask, I mean, look at us, tin foil in our hair, glop on our faces, high-heeled shoes? Why are we wearing them? We're already taller than the boys!
[The sudden crash was heard.]
Did you hear something?
[Kids scream]
The horror, the horror!
[to Harold] Come back here, you big chicken! [Girls laugh evilly at Harold.]
No, you see, I told Grandma I’d help save the same building I told Ernie I’d help destroy!
TTommy
[in an Italian New York accent] Hey, Maria, come over here!
MMaria
Hey vato, why don't you come over here?
TTommy
Just come over here!
MMaria
Come over here!
TTommy
Aw, forget you!
MMaria
Forget you!
[to Arnold] Y'know, kid, since I was seven years old the only thing I ever wanted to do was play baseball. I loved every minute of it. From the first time I played catch with my dad to the home run I hit this afternoon. And, well... thanks, kid.
[As a rainstorm occurs to restore everyone's sanity] It's a miracle!
JOThe Jolly Olly Man
[now terrified of the kids.] I am outta here! [drives away]
Got a little crazy back there, didn't it?
Don't blame yourself. It was the heat.
Well, it's nice to have things back to normal.
That's the problem with society today.
What, we got no work ethic?
No, you got no play ethic!
[practicing] Hi Ruth. Hi Ruth. Hi Ruth.
[as they are about go into the Tunnel of Love]
I don't want to go into the Tunnel of Love with you Rhonda!
Oh I know you like me Harold! [as she grabs him in the ride and as they head off into the Tunnel of Love]
I do not! HELP! LET ME GO! LET ME GOOOOOOO!
Make way! Shove over, sister. Checks boy line This is perfect. A little maneuvering and I'll be riding a swan with Arnold while Ruth winds up with some dumb slob. Laughs Helga, you're a genius. Crashes into a girl Shove over, sister!
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