Information, Greg. It's like a bottle of fine wine. You store it, you hoard it, you save it for a special occasion. And then you smash someone's fucking face in with it.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Busy, busy. Hello, hello! Look at you! Losing it, like a massive fucking loser.
JMJeryd Mencken
Yeah. Well, I blame you. Couldn't deliver Connor, huh?
Whoops.
JMJeryd Mencken
ATN scared to run all the fraud?
Well, I keep my hands out, you know? Fuck you. What is this? 'Cause, you know, I'm quite busy.
JMJeryd Mencken
Oh, you're busy?
Yes, I am busy. I don't run around town like some fucking food-bike guy, you know?
JMJeryd Mencken
Yeah. Just, uh, wanted to say a couple things. [clears throat]
Yeah?
JMJeryd Mencken
Very directly. [sighs] We still think we can win.
Sure.
JMJeryd Mencken
But... I am very focused on losing.
[chuckles] All right.
JMJeryd Mencken
Winning is easy. Winning would take care of itself.
Sure.
JMJeryd Mencken
But if I lose... I need to work on what assholes would call "the narrative."
Uh-huh. Uh, like uh, "insurgent campaign, unfairly maligned as extremist by the coastal masturbation factories."
JMJeryd Mencken
Exactly. If I lose, I want it correctly characterized as a huge victory. Over-performed, huh?
Mm-hmm.
JMJeryd Mencken
I want to be the president. I want you to... be a partner in that, and if it isn't tonight, it will be next time.
Even if you're not going to be the president, you're going to be our president.
JMJeryd Mencken
Exactly. You, me, we'll go far.
Over the road and into the bar.
So, listen, at some point tonight could we do a chat, uh, in terms of the-- the me of things, and, like, how to play it? Because Matsson, he treated me quite abominably, but it felt, like, trusting and he was saying a lot of things, and--
Okay, okay. Enough, enough, enough. Where's my coffee?
Tom, I don't do coffee anymore--
No, Greg! Greg, I have to be clear. I have to. If I get drowsy, and I miscall Colorado, instability, right? Then the U.S. loses credibility, China spots an opportunity and invades Taiwan. Tactical nukes. Fucking shit goes kablooey and we're back to amoeba. It's a long way back from pond life, 'cause you failed to get me a double shot, okay?
Who's responsible? That's the story, right? Who burnt this place down?
Eh, to me, it always comes down to a couple of old favorites, the Blacks or the Jews.
[Tom, Darwin, and Greg snap their heads towards Roman]
I'm kidding. It's a fucking joke.
Come on in.
Yeah.
[Shiv closes door]
So...
Yeah, just wanted to check in. You know? It's been busy. So...
Right. Yeah, on election day.
Yeah. Yeah. So, how was your night, last night, with Lukas?
Shiv, I... I went for a drink with him. That-- that's not my fault.
Uh-huh. Do you find me attractive, Gregory?
I don't th... think of things such as that.
Oh. Oh, I thought you were a "disgusting brother." Is that-- was that too disgusting for you?
This is not appropriate. [chuckles] It's...
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I, uh... I'm... Sorry, I don't--
'Cause I'm just letting you know... that if you try to fuck me... I'll kill you. Mm-hmm?
Mm-hmm, got it. Got it. Sorry, yeah. I guess my-- my only question... would be, if-- if anything did come to pass, in terms of you and he... you know, silence is golden.
Hmm.
Like how golden?
Uh-huh.
Is there an offer?
Yeah. Uh, yeah. How about I offer for you to keep all your internal organs on your insides rather than I pull them out your asshole? [opens door] Go on. You're lumber. Keep your snout out.
WFWilla Ferreyra
Do you really wanna?
Slovenia, Willa.
WFWilla Ferreyra
Mm-hmm. I mean, I am torn, and he's very... right-wing. But, Vienna for lunch, Venice for dinner.
And Dubrovnik for breakfast.
How was that call? What'd you get? Whole bunch of not much?
Really?
What?
"I think you're a good guy"?
Uh, well... [scoffs] I found it hard to get Nate, so I summarized some impressions.
Oh, right, right, right. Smart. Really good, Shiv. But you lied.
Oh... [mumbles]
Right? She didn't get anything from Nate.
Really?
She didn't speak to Nate. And she's in with Matsson.
Mm...
Sorry, what?
No, I... [scoffs] No. No. I-- I-- I-- I did what we all agreed to, that I got close to him so that I could help--
Shiv's fucking us. Right--
Wow!
Right, Shivy?
No. No! No, no, no. I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I--
"I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I--"
...was...
I fucking asked you some real questions, Shiv. I wondered why you looked like a goose trying to shit a house brick, you piece of dirt.
JMJeryd Mencken
Uh, well... It's now clear I have won sufficient electoral votes to be declared the next President of the United States, and I find the responsibility awesome! Now, I know there is something left to contest, but votes have been cast; votes have been tallied. On another day, in another time, they might have fallen in another fashion. The election has been called for me by an authority of known integrity. [...] To my critics, I am not a demagogue. I am a defender of democracy. But democracy, it has this tendency that we have to beware to become mere transaction. I give you this. You give me that. I come begging for your vote. Welfare checkbook out. Crowning the welfare kings and queens till everyone has become little tyrants crowned by the state. The model that I follow isn't from the scorched marketplace where cunning men haggle for the best price. That's not me. The democracy I believe in is where a leader emerged from the people, willed almost into being, brought forth by the great sweetness of the virtue of the combined wisdom of the good people of this republic. Don't we long sometimes for something clean once in this polluted land? That's what I hope to bring. Not something grubby with compromise. Something clean and true and refreshing. Something proud and pure.
We just made a night of good TV. That's what we've done. Nothing happens.
Things do happen, Rome.
CCLady Caroline Collingwood
Kerry? It is Kerry, isn't it?
KCKerry Castellabate
Yeah. [chuckles]
CCLady Caroline Collingwood
Not Kelly? Yeah. Um, why don't you come and sit with us?
KCKerry Castellabate
Um... yeah, uh... yeah. Are you-- you're s-- you're sure that's okay?
CCLady Caroline Collingwood
Absolute-- Who-- Who is this?
KCKerry Castellabate
Oh, um, this is my brother. And, uh... uh, my friend. Sorry.
CCLady Caroline Collingwood
Hello. Just going to steal her away. She'll be safe with me.
KCKerry Castellabate
Uh. My-- my friend, um, who's a l-- l-- who's a lawyer so that I thought that there might be an issue in terms of entry... or something.
CCLady Caroline Collingwood
Sweet. Are you all right?
KCKerry Castellabate
Yeah. I'm okay.
CCLady Caroline Collingwood
Sally-Anne!
SASally-Anne
Caroline? Hello.
CCLady Caroline Collingwood
Hello. This is Kerry. Sally-Anne.
KCKerry Castellabate
Hi.
SASally-Anne
Hi, Kerry.
KCKerry Castellabate
Hi.
CCLady Caroline Collingwood
Come and meet Marcia.
SASally-Anne
Yes.
CCLady Caroline Collingwood
Marcia. This is Sally-Anne.
SASally-Anne
Hello, Marcia.
MRMarcia Roy
Bonjour.
CCLady Caroline Collingwood
Sally-Anne was my Kerry, so to speak. So, it's all water under the bridge now, innit? Should we go and pile in? [...] God, Logan would hate this.
MRMarcia Roy
At least he won't grind his teeth tonight.
Good morning. [...] What sort of people would stop a brother speaking for the sake of a share price? [...] It is not for me to judge my brother. History will tell that story. I can just give you a couple of instances about him. You probably all know we came across, the first time, during the war, for our safety. But the engines of our ship let go... and the rest of the convoy sailed on without us, leaving us adrift. They told us... They told us children... that if we spoke, or coughed, or moved an inch, that the U-boats would catch the vibrations through the hull, and we would die in the drink, right there in the hold. Three nights and two days, we stayed quiet. A four-year-old and a five-and-a-half year old speaking with our eyes. So... there's a little sob story. [clears throat] And, uh, once we were over, our uncle, who was... so to speak, "a character," he, um... Well, they-- they had a little money, and they sent Logan away to a better school, and he hated it. [chuckles] He just hated it. He wasn't, uh... He wasn't well. He was sick. And he mewed, and he cried, and in the end, he got out and came home under his own steam. But when he got back, our little sister, she was a baby, but she was there by then... She, uh... He always believed that he brought home the polio with him, which took her. I don't even know if that's true. But our aunt and uncle certainly did nothing to disabuse him of that notion. They let it lie with him. I... loved him, I suppose. And I suppose some of you did too, in whatever way he would let us and we could manage. [sniffles] But I can't help but say... he has wrought the most terrible things. [...] He was a man who has, here and there, drawn in the edges of the world. Now and then, darkened the skies a little, closed men's hearts. Fed that dark flame in men, the hard, mean, hard, relenting flame that keeps their hearths warm while another grows cold, their grain stashed while another goes hungry. And even has the temerity to tell that hard... [chuckles] ...funny, yes, funny, but hard joke about the man in the cold. You can get a little high, a little mighty, when you're warm. Oh, yes, he-- he gave away a few million of his billions, but he was not a generous man. He was mean, and he made but a mean estimation of the world. And he fed a certain kind of meagerness in men. Perhaps he had to, because he had a meagerness about him... and maybe I do about me, too. I don't know. I try. I try. I don't know when... but some time, he decided not to try anymore. And it was a terrible shame. Godspeed, my brother. And God bless.
All right, wake up, zombies! Time to activate. Come on! Phones! I wanna see some fucking phones!
SRSiobhan Roy
I love you. I... Really, I love you. But I cannot fucking stomach you.
Let's hit-- let's hit Frank.
[laughs]
Let's offer Frank. We can-- We can still do this.
Bullshit, man. Come on, it's fucking nothing. Stop.
No, there-- there's something here. There's an angle.
No, no. It's fuck all, man. It's bits of glue and broken shows, fucking phony news. Fucking... Come on.
We have this. We can still do this, man.
Oh my God, Man, it's nothing. Okay? It's just nothing. It's fucking nothing. Stop it!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah. Hey, we are bullshit.
We are not bullshit.
We are bullshit. You are bullshit. You're fucking bullshit, man. I'm fucking bullshit. She's bullshit. It's all fucking nothing, man. I'm telling you this because I-- I know it, okay? We're nothing. Okay. Okay.
Hey. So, uh, pardon me. Um, where are we?
Ken.
I was thinking maybe we-- that we should maybe, uh, adjourn the meeting and-- and re-- uh, re... Uh...
Ken. Ken, it's done. Seven-six. We sell to GoJo. You don't have it.
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