Two-- This is 2,000 buck-- bucks a pop.
Why?
No reason! We're being totally ripped off!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
That was your best shot. You lost.
Is it wise to fire the board with the share price this weak, heading into a political fight?
Take it like a fucking man. You're out. You're fucked. You tried to kill me, but you failed. And you're dead. Now, fuck off!
Can I count on your vote for team future?
SHStewy Hosseini
I can promise you that I am spiritually and emotionally and ethically and morally behind whoever wins.
This family's broken. And that has consequences. A missed phone call today, a couple dozen kids lose their jobs in China. Butterfly wings, but bigger, huge wings. Like a pterodactyl, or the Smithsonian. So...[raises glass in toast] ...let's fix our wings.
Barely comprehensible.
So what happened with the fake therapy? Any pretend breakthroughs? Any good performances?
Nothing. Our therapist died.
What?
Metaphorically speaking.
He smashed his teeth out in the pool.
Oh, my god...
Freud would have had a field day.
SHStewy Hosseini
This is a family business... but the family is fucked and it's hurting the stock.
[to his daughter Shiv] You're marrying a man fathoms beneath you because you don't want to risk being betrayed. You're a fucking coward.
So, does that mean we're able to... fuck here?
Yeah. Hey, Ken, what do you think of the pussycat? On it?
No, not me. Business is my fucking.
Great. I'll find you a Bloomberg terminal to stick your dick in.
Oh my God, dude! That was insane!
Oh yeah?
Yeah. Me and this girl, we go into this side room, and we start making out, and then, I'm touching her and then she goes down on me, and then I splooge in her mouth, y'know and-- g-- I know! I know! And get this: she kisses me and puts it back in my mouth, and I swallow!
Which, the cum?
I know. So hot!
SFSandy Furness
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few dicks.
I don't like being outside the U.S. for too long.
Doesn't sit well.
And there's a mercilessness I miss.
I'm not used to these squalid little deals.
Yeah, living with the safety catch off, fuckin' without a rubber. Everywhere else feels so soft. I mean, look at this fuckin' place.
[Logan and Gil turn to look at the castle in the background]
Yeah, well, it-- it's all quite refined.
Refined? Ahh. Slaves. Cotton, and sugar. This country's nothing but an off-shore laundry for turning evil into hard currency.
[laughs] Is this where you tell me you're working for the communists?
And now it just lies here, y'know, living off its capital, sucking in immigrants to turn it and stop it from getting bed sores.
The lack of thought to do this to Dad... today...
Come on, Shiv, let's not pretend. Yeah? This isn't about Dad. This is because you like the power. It gets you close to the Hill. And Rome, you couldn't get a job in a fuckin' burger joint let alone a Fortune 500 without some nepotism and Con, you like the glamor it gives to a fuckin' freak show in the desert, okay.
No, Kenny. I could just do with the assistance of the family firm on my ambitions to become President. That's it.
Right. Exactly. You're all living in a fuckin' dream world.
Tell Sandy you're out. Tell Stewy the thing looks like shitshow. Go to the desert, dry yourself out. You have not been yourself.
[tearfully] There's nothing... I don't, I don't think, um... I wasn't there, so...
This could be the defining moment of your life. It'd eat everything. A rich kid kills a boy, you'd never be anything else. Or, y'know, it could be what it should be: nothing at all. A sad, little detail at a lovely wedding where father and son are reconciled.
[Logan opens up his arms and Kendall breaks down sobbing]
[hugging Kendall] You're my boy. You're my number one boy.
[Kendall entering Logan's office]
Oh, here he is! Mr. Potato Head! My plastic adversary.
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