[to her unborn child] Oh, no, no, no, sweetheart - I will not reap what your father has sown.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
This is treason, Brett. Somebody will go down for it. So I guess the real question is, will you? Because I know the chair in this room you're gunning for is not the one your ass is currently warming.
ASAnnette Shepherd
We'll make her a martyr, a victim of the times. A feminist icon. God, she might even end up on a coin.
I like the sound of your voice, Doug. It's so soothing. I never really thought about it before, but in just this way you remind me of Francis. The one thing I really miss is his voice. It was always my favorite thing about him. No matter what he would say, the sound of his voice made me feel that everything was going to be all right.
It's not.
I've always been amused by your arrogance, Viktor. It's like watching some movie, just out of date.
BSBill Shepherd
Fat, wasted and distracted. It might be a good night out, but it's no way to live a life.
I'm the only one left who knows you, Claire.
LYLawrence Yee
You get the message?
What?
LYLawrence Yee
I'm not letting you Neanderthals in to rape my company. Ever.
I'm sorry?
LYLawrence Yee
You're a bunch of bloated dinosaurs who didn't even notice the monkeys swinging by until yesterday. Well, fuck you, daddy's boy.
ADAlessandro Daniels
Do you wanna call your dad?
Do I wanna call my dad? No, I don't wanna call my dad. Do you wanna call your dad?
Oh, we're not surprising him, are we? Oh, this is- Oh, he's gonna love this. I think the last time I surprised him he took a swing at me.
[receiving a gift from Connor] Oh, wonderful. What is it?
Well...
Oh yes, yes, it's a goo. It's a fucking goo?
It's perfect.
It's sourdough starter. I thought that you might like to make something.
Ohh... great.
Yeah, okay. You shouldn't have opened it. Never mind. Forget it. It was an idea. I thought you might like it.
I do, I do. I just don't know what the fuck it is!
I wasn't about to get into a fucking big dick competition, okay?
I hear you bent for him.
Wha... I what?
I hear you bent for him, and he fucked you.
Well, no, actually.
You know, I know that you've read a lot of books about business management and this and that, but you know what?
What?
Sometimes, it is a big dick competition.
It's my fucking company.
Yeah you're right, it is your fucking company. And you know what? You're running it into the fucking ground.
Dad made me COO.
I don't think so, dude. Dad wasn't thinking straight.
I think he was.
You? The Chief Operating Officer?
Yep.
I mean if that wasn't a sign he was loco in the coco, I don't know what it is.
I mean, we have options.
Sure... You could all ask for morphine, so you can stay in your painless fucking fantasy world where the orchids dance and the company is run by a magical fucking unicorn!
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