“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Momotaro!

Thank you, kind sir, for returning our baby to us. [sees the baby is now quiet and stern] My baby... what happened to him?

I am afraid your son has seen many things on our travels. And he has now achieved Sakai. The spirit of the samurai.

7 daughters to do your biding, Master. They shall succeed where so many others have failed and we will have favor in your glory.

Emperor

HE DESTROYED EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING IS BURNING! YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN YOUR PURPOSE! YOU HAVE FORSAKEN US!

Any mistake is certain death and death is our failure.

[Catch Ashi taking a peek outside] Bask in the glory of what our master has created. Admire its beauty, but know that the samurai is out there leaving a wake of devastation wherever he goes. That's why my sweet Ashi The Daughters of Aku must stay focused. Never relent, always attack. [Throw Ashi towards a giant priestess] Teach this one a lesson!

Are you weak? Are you weak? ARE YOU WEAK! [Ashi gets up and continues] Good. Aku's fire stirs inside all of you.

[After her daughters have completed their training] Your training is complete. Go! Kill! You are 7, but now you wear the face of 1. 1 purpose for which you were born: To kill the Samurai!

[upon meeting Jack for the first time] Samurai Jack! Man, it is good to see you, babe! What took you so long? I decimated this village days ago. Just for you! Wait, this is you, right? I mean, who could recognize you with all that gear and ruggedness, baby? I'll tell you who. Me! [scats and in sing song voice] Scaramouch the Merciless! [normal voice] The Pied Piper of Ruination, the Crooner of Carnage, the Ambassador of Annihilation, the Eradicator of All, baby! Also known as...Aku's most favorite assassin, babe. [Jack scowls a bit] Oh, there it is, babe. The world famous scowl. Well, come on, Sammy baby, whip it out! You know what I'm talking about. That cra-a-azy sword. Let's get slicin' and dicin', swingin' and bashin', hackin' and slashin', babe! [notices something off] Wait, back off a sec there, beardsly. [points down to Jack's waist] Where...is your sword? Huh? I don't see it. Oh? [chuckles some] No, no, no, no, NO, babe! Don't tell me. You lost...your sword? [Jack flashes back to the moment he lost his sword when he accidentally dropped it in a green abyss]

[snorting laughter] Okay, Jacky baby, you just make with the scowl while I make with the phone and call up Aku. [he gets out his phone and makes beep sounds while dialing for Aku]

Aku

[picks up the phone] Who is this?!

Aku, baby! How's it hangin', boss? Guess what I jus-

Aku

What??? HELLO!

Master, new arrivals have come to offer tribute!

O, Great Shogun of Sorrow, Master of All Masters, you have allowed us to inhabit this world, and for that, we are forever grateful.

[as another mud alien pushes a mud statue of Aku's likeness] We offer you a special tribute.

Aku

STOP! L-Look at what you are doing! You're getting yourselves all over the floor!

Uh...

Aku

I just had it vacuumed! Out! OUT! GET OUT!

Master... Master, we've done it. May I introduce... the most epic version of the beetle drone yet! [hologram shows a humongous beetle drone]

Aku

And I care because?

B-Because the samurai. You've wanted to kill him since forever. He's the bane of your existence.

Aku

Oh! That was the old Aku! This is the new Aku! And he really doesn't care about the pathetic samurai who wanders around like a mad fool. [laughs] It's hilarious. Really! Look, I tell you what. You want to destroy him? Go ahead. Who cares? I certainly don't. Not one bit at all.

Dr. Aku

So, tell me what's been bothering you.

Aku

Well, you see, Doc, it's been over 50 years already.

Dr. Aku

It's been that long?

Aku

Yes. You see, that's the actual problem. Once I eradicated all the time portals, I thought I would just wait it out, and then the Samura—

Dr. Aku

We don't say his name here. It is a safe place.

Aku

Yes, yes... sorry, Doctor​. Well, I-I just assumed that eventually over time, he would just—

DIIIIIIIIIIEEE!

Aku

But he hasn't even aged. I mean, like, at all. He just grew that stupid beard. It looks like he'll be here forever! I...I just don't know if I can handle that.

Dr. Aku

Yes, it seems that the initial time travel has affected the aging process. It's quite the conundrum.

Aku

Yes... Uh, what is that again?

Dr. Aku

Just a confusing or difficult problem.

Aku

Yes. Problem. I wish there was someone who can dispose of my problem.

Yes. One can hope.

It's time to end it, don't you think?

Never. They are just machines. I'll find a way. I always have.

When you had the sword, but now it's gone! There's no hope!

I've been doing fine without it.

Well, listen to you. And what are you going to do when Aku finds you and realizes you have no sword?

Aku doesn't know, and he hasn't shown himself in years. He keeps thinking that one of his machines can defeat me.

Maybe he's right. You haven't faced anything so powerful! How much longer can you keep this up?!

It always seems bad at first, but then I find a way. They're just nuts and bolts... Just nuts and bolts.

Who cares anymore!? There's no way home! There's nothing to fight for! There's no more honor! Come to think of it, the only honorable thing to do is...

Quiet.

NO! I WON'T SPEND ETERNITY IN THIS FORSAKEN TIME!

What do you want from me?

I want it to end. Aren't you tired? Wouldn't it be great to be free of all of this? Our ancestors are waiting for us. They want you to join them.

There.

You'll never make it! They'll get you!

I'll make it.

Emperor

The decisions you make and the actions that follow are a reflection of who you are. You cannot hide from yourself.

Look at you.

You survived worse. [Jack groans] This isn't about your pathetic little cut. It's about that girl you killed! [Jack keeps groaning] We've never killed a human before, have we? Sure, mountains of robot corpses. But this? This was the first human being. Real flesh and blood. [zips to the hole] What happens when the others find you? You'll have to kill them, too. Can you? [zips back to Jack] Will you be able to when the time comes? Maybe they will kill you... Or is that what you want?

[groans] No...

You have chosen this path. Life works in strange and mysterious ways. Your choices have clearly led you here, as have mine. I will give you a new choice: Leave here now and live... or stay and face your destiny.

Our destiny is your death!

So... I guess you're staying. Perhaps I was unclear.

Enough words! Show yourself, Samurai, so you can die!

Very well. The decisions you make and the actions that follow are a reflection—

Shut up!

...Of who you truly are.

Ashi

You worthless scum! I will kill you! You can never escape from Aku! You will die! You will die a horrible death! And Aku will sing, for he is free of the parasite that you are! Die, Samurai! DIE, SAMURAI! DIE, DIE, DIE! DIE, SCUM! YOU WILL DIIIIE!