“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Evil spirit of the well, you will not take another innocent life! I wish thee...destroyed!

[speaking of Jack] The greatest of warriors.

A noble spirit.

Such sacrifice.

[To Jack] You got some kinda nerve. Hear what I'm sayin'? I'm talking to you! You got some gump comin' here, know what I mean? Better finish that drink quick, cuz you might not live much longer. Aku's offering two googolplex for your head. Two googolplex, that's a lot of money. And we aim to collect it. Right about now.

[to a defeated bounty hunter] Looks like there will be no money for you, crazy round man.

WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?!!!!

What sorcery is this? Who are you?

Don't be such a fool! I'm you!

If you are me, then who am I?

Graaah! You're so stupid! You are you also.

Enough! You are my mirror image, yet your speech is foul with evil and disrespect. Who are you, and how have you come to be me?

I am the son of Aku's magic. He has looked deep within you and has spawned me from your own burning hatred. I am your dark side, and I possess all the powers that you wield. And I have only one purpose in my existence: to destroy you!

Hurts, doesn't it?

Not as much as this is going to hurt you.

[Jack is meditating] What the heck is going on?

You have lost. The battle is over.

What?

You are my inner demon. You have been born from the hatred within me. But now that hatred is no more. Thus, you do not exist.

Fool! I am real! Now feel the reality of my cold, hard steel!

I know you're watching. These tricks are starting to annoy me.

Guiness

Due to the nature of our geography, it's not often that we receive visitors. In fact, you're the first.

Guiness

Ahem. Lord Aku, we have fulfilled our obligation to you. We... now ask that you...

Aku

Fulfill mine? Yes, yes, the obligation, of course. Yes, well, it seems that I've CHANGED MY MIND!

Aku

Can you not see?! Aku is beyond destruction!

Guiness

Jack. There's something I... the way we... betrayed you... It is unforgivable. I...

I understand. Aku's deceit runs deep. Even a good heart can be tainted in the hands of Aku.

No. I will not do battle with you for your amusement. There is no honor in it.

Viking

Honor? What do thee know of honor? A millennium hath passed, and now my goal is within my grasp. This battle will continue to the end.

Strike me down if you must, but I will not fight.

Viking

Nay! I cannot strike thee defenseless. This battle must be concluded by the warrior's code. I beg thee. Rise! Unsheathe your sword! Continue this fight!

Why?

Viking

For freedom. The master of this kingdom of rock is just a man. A cursed man trapped in a rock body. It happened long ago. So long ago now. Twas once a time where I too was a man. A mighty warrior like thee. [uses his powers to reveal a large tablet from the ground]