Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
This poem goes out to the person who got me here, my big sister Luan.
Dreams burnt to ash, hope tangled like laces,
Till love swept in, with puns and funny faces.
Where my path will lead, I can't be sure,
But if ever I'm lost, I'll look up to her.
[Luan smiles, touched]
(eating bean chips) Anyone want a low-cal bean chip?
Vomit.
They’re delicious, and supes high fiber.
Frrrt!
Yes, apparently.
[singing] It was one big family throw up [all glaring at Leni] From the egg salad gone wrong!
By my calculations, with this many people in the house, we could be approaching a threat level of Stampeding T-Rex!
Hey, I was watching that!
Too bad!
No! Too bad for you!
Give me the remote, I wanna watch the sports channel!
Uh-oh. Make that Erupting Volcano!
Lincoln, you're perfect just the way you are!
You're kind.
You're fashionable.
You're rockin.
You're funny.
You're tough.
You're deep.
You're friendly.
You're smart.
You Yincoln Youd.
Now give me that jacket and go out there and just be you!
Happy birthday, Gran-Gran!
Did you hear that, Al? They called me Gran-Gran! Oh, thank you, everyone.
She wasn't really me. I'm sorry, you guys. It did feel good to get what I wanted, but it felt even better to give other people what they wanted.
Oh, your dad and I had to be apart for a month while he had mono.
Those ding-dang karaoke mics were just dripping with germs.
Hey, are either of you guys free for a babysitting job tonight? Mrs. McCauley just called and I can't do it, I'm sitting for the Dumscums.
Sorry, dude. I got the Katzes tonight. I'm gonna teach Jamie and Sydney how to do a drum circle.
I'm sitting for the Santinis. I've got some great comedy props in case little Mary gets a ouchie. [hits herself with a toy mallet and faints]
Thanks, Luan, that makes me feel much better about my ouchie.
Downtown? At her age?
Is she crazy?
We tried to talk her out of it but you know how she is, stubborn like an ox.
[Excitedly to Leni] "Leni, we bought so many cute shoes!"
[Also excitedly] "With money to spare for the pop up sale this weekend!"
[Leni has an excited look on her face.]
[Excitedly shaking her fists] "Yes!!! Pop up sale!!! Aaaaaaah!!!"
"Sounds like you have a lot to talk about."
I hear the screams are so loud, you can't even hear yourself scream.
I hear it's so scary, they give you diapers before you go in.
I hear a deranged clown chases you with barbecue tongs.
What're you guys talking about?
The Royal Woods House of Terror just opened up for the season and we're finally old enough to go.
That should do it. [sees Lincoln and quickly hides the doll] Lincoln, hello! Lovely weather we're having...! [smiles nervously]
Uh, yeah, I guess. Hey, have you seen my glue?
[sees the glue is in her room] Pssh, why would I have? What do you think, I go around swiping people's glue?!
You don't have to get mad about it.
OMG, Boo-Boo Bear, I am so excited for turkey day.
Me too. We haven't spent it with the Casagrandes in like five years. When we lived in Royal Woods, Mom always had to work the Thanksgiving shift at the hospital.
[Flashback to Bobby and Ronnie Anne eating their meals at the hospital glumly. Maria approaches them with what appears to be blood on her body, and they scream]
Oh, this is just cranberry sauce. I tripped on the way over.
[End flashback]
It wasn't great, but I was always up to date on my booster shots.
Control your children! It is not safe to have Thanksgiving in this house!
Well, if you don't like it, you're welcome to leave! Not you, Bobby, you can stay.
That's what you want, isn't it? To steal our precious Roberto away from us!
Oh, oh, like you haven't been trying to steal Lori from us! Well guess what, BUCKO, it's not gonna happen!
Guys, guys, please stop!
STAY OUT OF THIS!
Why would anybody want to spend Thanksgiving here gnawing on your dry bird?
[Lynn Sr. cries]
The turgooseon is delicious. Maybe the problem is your lumpy gravy!
Did someone say gravy?
[bumps Gravybot into the wall] No. They don't deserve it.
AAH. SYSTEM MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION! [squirts gravy all over Frida's painting]
[gasps] My painting!
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