Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Girls this is Ann. Talk to Ann, she's terrific.
...Hey dudettes! You stoked about the weekend...no. Oh! Look at this pwetty pwetty wittle bead.
They're not infants.
I don't know. I'm weird with kids. So...you guys like Coldplay?
You're weird.
You're-[runs out]
Well hey girls!
...No.
Okay. Thanks. [walks away]
But it was actually a blood-hungry witch who was wearing their mom's face like a mask!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hahaha! What is wrong with you woman?
Sorry I thought kids liked ghost stories!
Woo! April let's finish up! We have some stereotypes to overcome.
And some privacy to violate!
Yeah!
Woo!
...Wait no.
You are officially a baller.
I've been a baller since birth, son. Now, I'm an athlete.
Jerry. I never thought I would say this, but I am so glad you're here.
Bakery called this in. It needs to go on that truck right there.
Well easy, breezy, beautiful...that's a Covergirl slogan, I didn't mean to say that.
It's not that bad. Nobody got hurt.
It's extremely bad! I love this woman, and I just wanna show her that I'm capable of watching her children without something horrible happening. [Ann's mouth is open] What?!
Did you just say you love Diane?
No. I did not.
Yes you did! That is so cute!
For God's sake, Hanson, will you please focus on the larger problem!
[singing] Oooooo! Ron loves mommy! Ron Loves mommy!
Girls! Girls! I don't know what you think you heard but please don't tell your mother what you incorrectly think you heard.
[singing] Ron loves mommy! [the girls join in]
I LOVE NOTHING! [runs out]
[giggles as Ron runs past]
Those guys suck okay! We have to prove them wrong! Look all we have to do is get some PCP, you can move anything on Angel Dust. My cousin Hestin, he beat up five cops on that stuff.
Ann is giving up on love and deciding to have a baby with herself. And she has only been dating herself for six weeks. If she was dating a guy for six weeks, and they decided to have a kid, I'd be like, "Congratulations, Ann... and Channing Tatum." Because that is the only scenario that would make sense to me.
There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.
[trying to pick a caterer for his wedding] Tom, what about you?
Caterer number one's presentation was simple, mm, yet exhausting. Number two's was subtle and provocative, like a coy dutch woman guarding a dark secret.
Nothing you're saying is helpful.
But number three's told a story- a story from a book I wouldn't read but I would watch the movie of.
That's nonsense.
So tomorrow, I lead a public forum in Leslie's Fleetwood Mac sex pants.
Fleetwood Mac sex pants. New band name. I call it. [snaps fingers] Ooh, you know what? Maybe just Fleetwood Mac.
It smells like some vomit took a dump in here.
[Ben, Ron, and Chris all have food poisoning] I didn't eat those stupid mini-calzones. Haver-Food rule number six- Never eat anything with a sauce I have to dip myself. Drizzle it on for me. I'm not your maid.
Damnit, Jamm. I should have had animal control kill you.
Huh.. Who do you want me to kill...I'll kill them.
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