Ooh! When did we put a mirror in the living room?
That's not a mirror, that's me! Now go take your dress back!
What?! No! You take yours back!
[End flashback]
That's it? You gotta be kidding me! Clyde and I wear the same shirt on picture day, and we didn't care.
It's a sister thing. You wouldn't understand.
Well let's go help them work it out So we can have our house back. [Lynn stops him with her hockey stick] Oof!
Negative. In this family, we have a sister fight protocol: butt out, and let them resolve it on their own.
Yeah? Well I have a protocol, too! Which is I don't like pooping in a bucket! [enters Lori and Leni's room] Hey guys. Now look, I know you've been having a little problem.
But I think I can settle this.
Leni, why don't you just return the dress? Lori once said blue makes you look washed out anyway.
Okay, okay. I'm just spitballing here. Lori, why don't you return the dress? Leni says taffeta makes you look like Aunt Ruth. And who wants that? Am I right?
So, what do you say? Ready to hug it out?
We already hugged it out! We were fine! But now that I know that she thinks I look like Aunt Ruth, we are definitely not fine!
You insulted my skin tone! Nothing's gonna make that right!
[Leni and Lori fight as Lincoln leaves, only to be scared by his sisters]
Ugh, nice job, Lincoln! We told you to stay out of it!
Based on rising decibel levels, I'm up in the threat level in the house from thunderstorm to hissing cats. Sisters, to your stations!
What's going on? What happened to the fighting?
Pfft. We're over that. We made up.
Correct. Threat level is back to Field of Daisies.
[offscreen] Oh, thank goodness!
I don't understand. How did you fix everything?
No, Lincoln. You fixed everything.
We told you, if you just butted out, we'd resolve it on our own.
I came up with the perfect solution: Lori gets to wear it on the days that end in Y, and I get to wear it the rest of the time.
[Lincoln looks toward a confused Lori, who shrugs]
LLynn
And once they made up, the rest of us made up.
Heh. Well, I guess I've learned my lesson: Always respect the sister fight protocol.
Glad you're finally getting it.
Oh, I totally do, believe me. Next time when Lynn says she needs a windshield wiper when Lisa talks, or Lana says Lola snores like Pop-Pop, I am staying out of it.
You said what now, sporty?!
Oh, I snore, do I? How can you hear me over all your sleep-farting?!
Phew. Can't wait to use the real toilet.
[All the Loud sisters get into a brawl as Lincoln watches in horror]
Aah! Retreat! Retreat! [Runs back into his room]
Wait for me! [rushes to join them as the brawl shakes the whole house]
Turns out I have nothing to worry about. With all my sisters, it's like having the Lincoln Library x10. I'm pretty sure whatever happened in my life, they'll help me remember it.
How about that time Lincoln tried to climb the shelves to get cookies? [Flashback to Lincoln slipping and giving himself a wedgie]
That one I'd rather forget.
[The Loud siblings gather for a group hug as Clyde takes a photo]
You had a tea party? How'd you mess that up?
And you had a campsite? How could that go wrong?
LLLola and Lana
I thought you might have the same challenge as me and you'd never be able to do it and I didn't wanna be a Bluebell without you! Really? Aw! [hug each other]
Sorry for being so hard on you today.
Me too. We're just good at different stuff.
Bluebells or not Bluebells, I don't care. As long as we're together.
[while being dragged by Lori] We're leaving? But Mrs. Casagrande's baking a cake!
Lincoln, I literally just lost my boyfriend. Do you really wanna argue with me right now?
Babe, where are you going?
What do you care? Why don't you just go back to your precious bodega? You obviously care about it more than you care about me! [cries]
I'm just gonna go help Mrs. Casagrande with the frosting. [flees]
Lincoln, what's happening out there?
I don't know. But it was too much drama for me.
Wait a minute. They're hugging, and Lori's smiling. She must have finally convinced him! Yes! [hugs Lori] Thank you, thank you, thank you! I knew we could do this! I'll go pack up my stuff.
I know I came here to convince Bobby not to move, but after talking to him, I think he should stay.
After he totally forgot about you?
But he didn't. He's actually been thinking really hard about how we can make this work. We'll only be apart for a year, and then we can both go to the college here where your Uncle Carlos teaches.
Well, that's great for you guys, but what about me? Lincoln, come on! Help me out here!
I don't know, Ronnie Anne. I think your family's pretty awesome. I mean, who can make a cake like this?
These are for later, Mr. Grouse. First, we need to get you trained so you'll fit into the world of IT.
Ah, you kids and your fancy abbreviations. In my day, we just said "It".
Okay, Mr. Grouse. Here's a laptop. Boot it up.
Will you settle for a penny loafer? [hits the laptop with a shoe]
No, no! Not like that! Like this. [turns it on]
Eh...alright. [opens a window in the house]
[laughs] Good one. But wrong. Like this. [opens a window on the laptop]
Now you need to empty the trash on your computer.
Eh, whatever you say. [empties a wastebasket all over the computer]
Yeah, I walked right into that one.
And the good news is that is nothing to worry about, we’re not a bad influence on Lily after all.
LLLincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Lynn Jr., Lola, Lana, and Lisa
[putting their arms into the air to celebrate while Lucy is silent and putting her arms in the air] YAY!
[Charles, the family’s dog which the family doesn't notice, comes into the room, and takes the doughnut from Lily’s hand, causing Lily to turn red, snarl with fury, and her arms shake in anger]
[The entire family (including a shocked and horrified Rita and Lynn Sr., and a horrified and terrified Lincoln) reacts back by freezes terrified, looks at Lily, and gasps in horror, while one more picture frame drops, then the episode ends.]
[Lori goes to the door just as Clyde is coming up the stairs ready to act normal around her; Lori opens the door and sees Clyde on the doorstep, who also sees her and freezes surprised.]
Clyde! I was just on my way to see you. There's something I really wanted to tell you. [Clyde does not answer.] First, I wanted to apologize for never appreciating how kind and thoughtful you are. And second, I wanna thank you for making me feel so good about myself all these years. You're a special guy, Clyde, and literally anyone would be lucky to be your crush.
[She hugs Clyde, who after a few seconds of silence, nosebleeds all over her shoe and passes out; Lori screams and drops Clyde, who is caught by Lincoln, having seen everything.]
Lori, what happened?! [they take Clyde inside and put him on the couch]
I don't know! I was just telling Clyde that I'm okay with him liking Leni now, and --
What are you talking about? He doesn't like Leni.
But I saw them in the kitchen. He got a nosebleed all over her shoes.
Yeah, because he got hit in the nose!
Well, why was he acting like a robot with her?
He was just showing her what happens when he's around you!
But I was just over at his house; I heard him say she was beautiful.
Because she was dressed like you!
What? Why were they doing all this?
Because Leni was helping Clyde learn to act normal around you, just like you wanted!
So he never stopped having a crush on me? [Lincoln shakes his head no; thinking] Ha! I knew it! [talking] No, you didn't!
Uh, who are you talking to?
[All of the Loud sisters are dressed like SMOOCH members and playing "Best Dang Brother" for Lincoln]
Wow. Can you believe this? My sisters are pretty cool. Even if I can't see SMOOCH, this is definitely the next best thing!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SMOOCH!
What? [SMOOCH's tour bus stops in front of the Loud House] How did you get SMOOCH?
We've learned to be pretty convincing, thanks to some advice from the master!
You looked sad. I wanted to make you feel better.
But why would you want to make me feel better?
Because that's what friends do for each other.
[realizes] Because that's what friends do for each other. Would you excuse me for just one moment? [into her recorder] Research epiphany: I have discovered the point of having friends. Not to check off an academic requirement, or to impress a bunch of aliens, but because friends make your life better. Thank you, Darcy. [Gives Darcy half of the cookie] Care to join me?
Oh! Sorry! I didn't mean to be a pain in the neck! [Giggles] Hey, come see my act at the Chortle Portal. I promise it won't BITE! [Runs off giggling]
[She places a whoopie cushion on the chair, Lynn sits on it and it deflates.]
GAS what? You're invited too!
I guess we did save Halloween, Clyde. But too bad nobody got any candy.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Let's go get our shovels!
[Soon they are giving out their full size candy bars to the kids who had their candy stolen]
