[to Reese] When the time comes for me to pick up a firearm, all will truly be lost.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[to Machine] I know we've had our differences lately, but I really miss the days when you could just tell me what to do.
[to Finch about Khan] Want to really blow his mind? Tell him there are two of these things.
SKSulaiman Khan
They sent you to get me.
Right idea. Wrong machine.
Not helping, Ms. Groves.
Not content with an atlas of Patagonia, he then proceeded to devour a first edition Gatsby.
You want him to stop eating your books, stop buying 'em leather-bound. I'll buy you a new one.
I don't believe I pay you enough to replace it, Mr. Reese, and you're missing the point. Some things simply cannot be replaced.
Hydrating on a stakeout is a double-edged sword anyway.
You forget your water bottle, Finch?
Still trying to get used to this. Being early.
Early?
I'm Homicide, John. Usually if you're spending time with me, it's because you're already dead.
[To John] Nah, I've seen a lot of dead bodies. You know what they all had in common? Not one of them looked like they saw it coming.
[surprised to see Root in a wedding gown] Congratulations?!?!
Don't go buying me that blender just yet, Harry.
No one changes, Carter. You're here because this is where you were always headed.
"No one changes," says the man who was a hobo the first night I met him. You might not have changed, but your wardrobe has. So whatever path you were on, you took a detour.
I wanted to talk to you about her. I just wish we had more time.
Yeah, well, that's something we never get enough of.
You're calmer than normal, John. Given the circumstances.
I took a trip to the mountains, and I saw an old friend. Just reminded me what I've been missing.
And what is that?
Life.
It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you.
APAdmitting Physician
Who exactly is after you?
The Brotherhood, the federal government. An artificial super intelligence, obviously.
APAdmitting Physician
What's your name, sir?
I go by many names. All derived from species of birds.
I'd mark him as a John Doe. He basically lives in the subway.
Pardon me. Lenny? [pointing to the doctors] These gentlemen stole your spaceman.
LLenny
Liars! You stole my spaceman! [Attacking the doctors]
Have you forgotten her already? You've already discarded her, and you're a human being. Imagine how quickly that thing that you've created would discard you. Do you ever lie awake at night wondering if one day it will see you as a threat? Or worse, as irrelevant?
How arrogant of you to think that any of us are anything but irrelevant.
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