[to Harold] What, are you from the Midwest or something?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
How goes the moonlighting, Mr. Reese? Uncover any hidden threats?
Do empty carbohydrates count?
Finch, how do you know so much about getting marijuana?
Mr. Reese, do you want me to call this in or not?
Let's talk about the 7.1 billion people out there, Harold. And the odds that a few of them just might give us an advantage over a runaway artificial intelligence.
You live here?
I own the apartment.
An excellent non-answer.
You two are obviously helping people on a regular basis. Exhibit A, this ornately decorated apartment that no one lives in. Which means you probably have a boatload of money and much better things to do with your time than to just stick your neck out for people you don't know. So why do it?
Everybody deserves a champion.
Why swim upstream when you can ride the current all the way down to the waterfall?
What happens when you reach the cliff?
I'll let you know when I get there.
[to Finch] Hey, glasses, tell him about all your nut ball friends. Maybe he can give you guys a group therapy discount.
I think by now, you count as one of Harold's nut ball friends, Lionel.
With you people, there's no other kind.
I must say, I'm getting rather good... at this breaking and entering business. Although I don't quite understand the purpose of the carnitas.
Ah, it's just an old spy trick for neutralizing security systems.
Security system?
[Dog barking and growling]
Hector. [feeding the dog] It's very funny, Mr. Reese.
Finch, you got a line on After Hours Management?
When it comes to breaking, entering, and hacking, I can only do two at a time.
Edwards is punishing people who deserve it, and making sure no innocent people get hurt in the process. You should hire him, Finch, take the week off.
I'm going to have coffee with someone that Professor Whistler met at a conference in Hong Kong a few months ago.
A female someone, judging by the color in your cheeks.
It's okay if we're not friends anymore. You being alive is enough.
It was a brilliant plan, Harold. The Trojan Horse. But it would've gotten Professor Whistler killed.
While I appreciate the utility of a firearm, Mr. Reese, I don't see the pleasure in firing lead projectiles at inanimate objects.
This isn't pleasure, it's business. You've had some close calls recently. Think of it as a machine. You like machines, right, Finch?
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