BBBrandon Boyd
You want a tip? Never get hitched without a prenup.
Here's a better one. Never get in a car with strangers.
[Puts a bag over Boyd's head]
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
At first, I thought I was helping to clean up the streets. Who's gonna miss some drug money from a lowlife dealer? Then it became who's gonna miss the dealer.
JSJoseph Soriano
You know, at the end of the day, as a cop, you're the sum of two sides of the ledger. The people who want to see you go down, and the people who don't give a crap about you. Now, Fusco, I don't think anyone gives a crap about you.
SCSpecial Counsel
What do you want, Ms. May?
Information. And be very careful how you answer my questions. A good assistant always knows when her boss is lying.
Everything all right?
Yeah. Too much squash. Doctor says I should take up some low-impact activity, like drinking.
I plan to ask her tomorrow, and I don't want to complicate that. But... if I'm gonna marry—
You don't want to get married under another one of your pseudonyms? You don't think she will consent to be Mrs. Ostrich?
I'm excited for you. Harold becomes himself again. Which would make this day one.
I haven't actually asked her yet, so technically, it would still be day zero.
We're gonna need to make a pit stop. Someone needs our help.
And the whole "prevent the AI apocalypse thing"?
You like a challenge, Shaw. We're the good guys, which means we have to do both.
Where's Bear?
Staying with a guy named Leon. Didn't think you even liked the dog.
Like him? He's the only reason I'm sticking around.
I can tell you how it began. You were approached by a woman named Alicia Corwin.
LSLawrence Szilard
She was killed last year.
Such a tragedy.
[Shaw tosses him the shotgun] What's this for?
[Seeing the yellow Ferrari] To help you feel less inadequate while I drive this thing.
[The two police remove Elias's hood to reveal that they've taken him to the middle of the woods.]
Oh. That kind of prisoner transfer.
RTRaymond Terney
Heard a story about you, Elias. Your daddy wanted to put you down. He had two of his goombahs take you for a walk in the woods.
Does this story have a moral?
RTRaymond Terney
Yeah. What goes around comes around.
No. You don't get to talk to me. I'm true to what I am. Like my friend Mr. Yogorov here. I killed his father, he kills me. Fair is fair. But you, you're a-- you're an oath breaker. You're a worm.
Fleet Week! An annual deluge of drunken sailors that somehow does not qualify as a military attack.
Two for one boilermakers in Hell’s Kitchen.
That sounds horrible.
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