Cole, I think I've been made. My 3, good looking guy in a suit.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Root is about to torture Shaw]
One of the things I left out of my file: I kind of enjoy this sort of thing.
I am so glad you said that. I do too.
SCSpecial Counsel
You probably think I made a devil's bargain. And maybe I have. But the program is the reason we haven't had another major attack. If the public knew about what we do, we'd lose that ability.
And Aquino?
SCSpecial Counsel
Again, a regrettable decision, but a necessary one. No one life is above the safety of millions of Americans. That's the ugly math that I have to deal with every day. You of all people should understand that.
The world looks like it did ten years ago, but underneath, it's become very strange indeed. An invisible struggle has begun.
[after Shaw takes Finch and Reese's cell phones and abandons them at the cemetery]
You think she'll call us a cab?
I've been a certified member of The National Storm Chasers and Spotters Association for over 10 years.
[Reese looks at Finch with raised eyebrows]
[As Marshall Jennings] Body armor? I don't think we'll be taking heavy fire with this group.
AFAlan Fahey
Look Jennings, I spend most of my 9 to 5 tethered to a desk. I've questioned a few embezzlers and some identity thieves. We're about to walk into a room with a killer.
And I'll be standing right behind you.
You could never be me because I save lives. You take them.
AFAlan Fahey
No, I live those lives better than real people ever could. I follow them and watch them waste what they have. I do those identities justice. The things I've seen. The lives I've lived. One day I'll stop, when I find the person I'm meant to be.
What? People like you don't stop. You can rationalize it however you like. But you hurt people because you like it. Because you're sick! You're maladjusted and you need help.
So this guy's dealing drugs?
That's putting it mildly. Based on the financial information I've seen, he's laundering profits on the order of eight figures.
Wow, I'm jealous... angry. Angry. He must be stopped.
It's not technically a crime to scam a scammer!
NNigerian
But it is a crime to cut out a man's intestines and make him wear them as a hat.
Wait. You - you plan to kill me?
[Realization hits]
NNigerian
Probably.
Okay, that's a big mistake. Yeah, you better get out of here, right now while you still can.
[Reese busts into the room and attacks the Nigerians]
Leon Tao It's not like I'm still crying over Candi, but it's always the same story, you know? You find a girl you like. She's tall, she's pretty, and it turns out someone paid her to handcuff you to a bed so they could murder you.
Same old story.
I need you to tell me the truth about something.
There is no Santa, it was your parents.
MMonica
May I? This was one of my babies. Completely rebuilt the interface, disabled the portmapper.
Secondary authentication?
MMonica
Added for access to the FTP and SNMP.
[amused watching the tech talk] If you two would rather be alone...?
I thought I just might find you here.
And you decided to drop in for a visit?
Stakeouts can get a little tedious.
And what made you think I wanted the company? The time I shot you or the time I ditched you at the cemetery?
I'm persistent.
Or maybe you just can't take a hint.
You think I should have a hobby? Now, what would that be? Hanging around a derelict library with you, your poorly-socialized guard dog, and Bear here?
Bit of a come down from saving the world, I guess, but we have our moments.
Is this your hobby? Running a halfway home for retired assassins?
Hate to see talent go to waste.
Awfully trusting of you, now, isn't it?
I'm quite confident, Miss Shaw, that you are the first person who has ever said that to me.
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