First order of business – [quickly] Let's-celebrate-the-one-and-only-Rainbow-Dash-yay-she's-amazing-now-if-there's-nothing-else-that-concludes-this-meeting-of-the-Rainbow-Dash-Fan-Club-thank-you-all-for-coming-any-questions?!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You eavesdrop on every meeting? That's weird.
Well, sure it sounds weird when you say it out loud.
Can you believe she actually said that?!
Pfft, well, yeah! Eavesdropping on every meeting is kinda weird.
AAnnouncer
Say it with me now, the Washouts' official motto...
Announcer and Crowd: Leap before you look!
RTRolling Thunder
Name's Rolling Thunder. I got booted out of Wonderbolt Academy because of "flagrant disregard for hazardous weather". Pfft! If doing barrel rolls through nine hundred million volts of electricity in a raging thunderstorm is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.
What's your story?
SFShort Fuse
[furiously screaming]ANGER ISSUES! GET OFF MY BACK!
Uhhh... Okay.
Lightning Dust! I should've known you were the brains behind a crazy idea like the Washouts! Or should I say, "lack of brains"!
Your "friend" got me kicked out of the Wonderbolts.
Oh. That's, uh, less cool.
And it was the best thing that ever happened to me!
You know what happens when something goes wrong with the Crushinator Jaws of Smashalot?
Patent pending?
You end up in a full body wing-and-hoof cast drinking through a straw!
It's like the harder I try to convince Scoot they're dangerous, the more she likes them!
You can't control her actions. Only yours. Teach her what's safe and what isn't, like a good role model. Then hope she makes the right decisions.
There's nothing you can do to stop me!
You're right. You're your own foal, and you have to make your own decisions.
Good! Because I already have!
I know I was supposed to let you make your own decisions, but that doesn't mean I can't swoop in and save you from time to time.
RIVALS FOR LIIIIIFE!
I've been lucky enough to have some pony who thinks I'm the coolest. But there's nothing cool about making you feel like you'll never be as awesome as me.
That's what this is for.
FProfessor Fossil
Maybe in the past. [blows] Now it belongs in a museum. Safe. Preserved. Untouched.
I know I'm new to your "modern" world, but there's one thing I learned when I saved my village from a rushing river of hot lava. There's nothing you can't do with hard work. And a shovel!
Yona like new teacher. He big like yak!
And he smashes things like a yak, smells like a yak...
Yes! He perfect!
Our school is about finding your own special way to teach.
And we can already tell you're a... smash with the class. [chuckles]
But maybe you could do a little less smashing in the classroom?
Professor Rockhoof best teacher ever! [sighs] Day cannot get better.
[crash!]
Let's get you outside, wee ones!
Day just got better!
Professor Fossil made it clear I'm not welcome back in my old village. Seems I don't belong here either.
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