Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Terribly sorry, Maud. Must've misheard you. It almost sounded like you said Pinkie's [chuckling] moved to Yakyakistan!
Uh, Rarity? She did say that.
Uh, terribly sorry, Applejack. Must've misheard you. It almost sounded like you said [chuckling] she did say that!
[despondent] Gimme another.
But pony already had twenty-five ice—
I said gimme another! OW!! [gets knocked unconscious with a cauldron by Zombie and Squid]
We respect your decision to move to Yakyakistan.
But we just wanted to remind you how much you mean to us, and how much we'd miss you if you decided to move here for—
[despondent] Fine. I'll move back to Ponyville.
Wow. That was a lot easier than I thought. We're awesome!
Pinkie Pie, you get up on that stage and play. If these yaks don't like it, they'll have to answer to us!
Let me play you the song I just wrote two seconds ago! It's called "I've Got the Best Most Supportive Friends a Pony Could Ever Ask For"! [aside] It's a working title.
There's nothing better than a bond with another pony. You can share all kinds of things.
Twilight Sparkle and Princess Cadance: Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake! [giggle]
I think we'll stick to the stage magic for now.
The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't chant.
If I cannot convince you to bring your tour to Saddle Arabia, I must be prepared to relate its magnificence to your many fans there.
"Many fans", you say? [laughs] Well, I suppose I could consider the trip.
Thank goodness we're not like Twilight or the others. They'd probably sing a song about it.
You said there'd be plenty of places to stay. "Don't even worry about it," you said. Ya might've thought to make a reservation!
Um, I've been with you singing and standing in line. When would I have done that?
Your snoring is a bit, um...
Loud? [nervous laugh] Yeah, I do that. I had my village convinced we were being attacked by bears every night.
Do you suppose the Terrifying Trunk Escape is too much for a pony who drinks all the juice and talks non-stop in her sleep?! What if the Great and Powerful Trixie can't...
[poof]
Sleep?! Because her roommate snores like an ursa major?!
I'm so exhausted, I could sleep through a stampede of wild boars! Which, you'll be delighted to know, is only slightly louder than your snoring.
Well, I'm looking forward to rehearsing the act with you all night. So diligent of you to go over it and over it in your sleep.
It seems there is trouble on the road to friendship.
[derisive laugh] Ya think?!
I didn't realize you were better friends with that beat-up old wagon than you are with me!
Well, it's easy when the wagon is a better friend! It would've never traded you away!
That's ridiculous.
Starlight Glimmer and Trixie: [out of sync] Magic, tra-magic... poof of smoke... Want to wave your hooves... and tell a... little joke!
I'm sorry your Saddle Arabian tour was ruined.
Honestly, I don't think I could've stood one more second on the road. At a certain point, I don't even like traveling with myself.
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