You know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. [hugs them] I love you all.
Ow! That's where the bugbear bit me.
Sorry.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Spike?
[muffled] A little help?
Spike, we need you!
Of course! What can I do?
[door opens]
Whoa, what happened to you?
[groans, looking tired] Sorry, Spike. I just... [yawns] ...need a quick... nap. Napkin! Tell the delegates I'll... [trails off]
She's been awake for 3 straight days preparing for the summit. We need to make sure she gets some rest today. She'll never be able to attend the welcome reception in this condition. Can I count on you to see to it that she isn't disturbed?
I promise! I won't let you down!
Ugh. Is everypony alright?
I can't tell if my eyes are open or closed.
I think I can see a little bit.
[crash]
Gah! Nope.
[light flickers on]
MCMain cast sans Pinkie
Ooooh...
Look at these! Pinkie's made files for everypony in town!
With exactly what kind of parties we like.
Pinkie Pie has a secret party-planning cave?! How cool is this?!
[reading] "Twilight Sparkle likes vanilla ice cream, red balloons, dancing..."
That's right!
"But she's afraid of quesadillas."
No, I'm not! They're just so... [shudders] cheesy.
MCMain cast sans Pinkie
[talking over each other]
Looky here. It's notes for the party she wants to throw for her folks' 15th anniversary. But they ain't nearly that old! Huh. She's already plannin' their 100th too. And their 500th?
I had no idea she worked so hard on her parties.
She may be more organized than you, Twilight.
Let's not get carried away.
I just wish Pinkie Pie were here so we could tell her how much we all appreciate her hard work.
[tearing up] Thank you! Thank you! I love you too! All of you!
You're back!
I tried to go to Yakyakistan so I could bring something back for my party. But at the last second, I made a mistake. [sighs] I worked harder on this party than any party ever. But I'm still just a big failure.
Pinkie, you're not a failure.
What matters is how hard you tried.
Who else would've gone all across Equestria to plan one party?
But according to this book, you’re supposed to add the sodium chloride first.
YMYoung Moondancer
I read ahead, and to make a proper salt lick, you need to add the molasses first!
Well, I read ahead too, Moondancer! And I'm sure it said sodium chloride first!
YMYoung Moondancer
[flatly] Oh. I've got the wrong book. That’s so hilarious.
[answered Moondancer's question] Eh, a bubble of silence. I haven't seen you in a while and I thought it might be nice to catch up.
MMoondancer
Look, Twilight Twinkle...
Sparkle.
MMoondancer
Whatever. I just need to be alone so I can study without some crazy pony trying to make friends, alright?!
[gasps] Luna did it!
[yawns]
She sure did! Only... I'm not sure exactly what she did.
Luna created the Tantabus to punish herself! The worse she felt, the more power it had! But once she finally forgave herself for what Nightmare Moon did...
Poof!
Shh! [points at Luna sleeping in the middle of the room]
Huh. Wonder what she's dreaming about now.
While I've always prided myself on paying attention to detail, I've taken my latest collection to a whole new level with "Rarity's Rules of TLC"!
Judging by this baby, TLC stands for "Tasty Liquorice Candy"!
TLC stands for "Time, Love and Couture". And while I do agree that this dress has potential, I've not had enough time to give it enough love to become couture.
[Observing Rarity's night-themed "Over the Moon" dress]
GPGoth Pony
[monotone] Whoa. This dress completely speaks to my soul.
SSSassy Saddles
Rarity, I am so sorry. I focused on that one dress, and the rest of Rarity's Royal Regalia paid the price.
Well, so did the Princess Dress. The more I sold the more each dress lost its "Time, Love and Couture", becoming "Terrible, Lacklustre and Common".
SSSassy Saddles
I think I finally understand the Rules of Rarity... and will apply them at my next job.
I beg your pardon? The Rules of Rarity are only to be applied at Canterlot Carousel! Which is why you must continue to manage the boutique while I'm in Ponyville.
SSSassy Saddles
Ponyville?
Well, yes, I'll come to Canterlot with new designs and to see the customers of course, but Ponyville was always going to be my home base.
SSSassy Saddles
[gasps] Bobbins and bodkins, Rarity! Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! And I promise to run everything following your rules.
I would expect nothing less.
[standing up to her mother, Spoiled Rich] You've spent your life acting like a high horse, and raised me to follow in your hoofsteps! At first I thought this was fine, but then I finally realized I wanted something you don't have: friends!
SRSpoiled Rich
That's enough, Diamond Tiara! Step away from those blank-flanks!
These are the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and they are my friends! You need to stop calling them such mean and hurtful names! They are working harder to get their cutie marks than any pony I've even seen. And they will get them exactly when they discover their true talent - which I guarantee will be amazing!
[in unison] We all got the same cutie marks! Cutie Mark Crusaders forever!
LPLimestone Pie
Gaze into the eyes of Limestone Pie. Ma and Pa may own this rock farm, but I keep it running. Cross me and-
Aye-aye, Captain Grumpy! No one’s gonna mess with your precious mine!
LLimestone
Or Holder’s Boulder!
[sighs] Everypony stay away from Holder’s Boulder! There, you happy now?
And you must be—
This is Marble Pie, my baby sister who’s only a few minutes younger than me, but she’ll always be a baby to me, isn’t that right? She’s so excited to meet everypony! Oh, and she wishes you all a happy Hearth’s Warming!
[Long pause, Pinkie elbows Marble]
MMarble
Mmm-hmm.
[To Apple Bloom] Guess Pinkie Pie always did the talkin' for her.
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