Oh, Apple Bloom. You can't get away from your own shadow.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Come on! You're practically twins!
I'm purple.
But if you don't have to hibernate, why should Tank?!
Because he's a tortoise and I'm a dragon!
Same family though, right?
No!
I'll take that as a yes.
SSunshower
So where do these clouds go?
OSOpen Skies
Over by Clear Skies.
SSunshower
But there's clear skies everywhere.
CSClear Skies
Yo, Clear Skies right here!
SSunshower
But there's clear skies over there, too!
CSClear Skies
That's Open Skies!
SSunshower
There's open skies everywhere!
OSOpen Skies
I'm not everywhere, I'm right here!
SSunshower
[sighs] Wait. You're Open Skies, and you're Clear Skies, then what's all that?
CSClear Skies and Open Skies
Open, clear skies!
OSOpen Skies
Hey, where'd our fluffy clouds go?
CSClear Skies
Fluffy Clouds? He's over there!
Knock knock! [no one responds] You're supposed to say 'Who's there?' This is the most basic of jokes! [smashes a watermelon]
You're the most basic of jokes. [everypony laughs]
(laughing) Good one, Maud! (laughs more)
Twilight Sorry, Princess Celestia. I-I thought I could give you a break tonight. But it turns out I was in over my head.
(overjoyed) You have nothing to apologize for, this has been the most fun Gala in years!!
(oblivious) I know. It was a— (realizing) —WHAT?!! But...there was ooze all over the place, a-and one of the guests threatened to send somepony to another dimension!
I know. Can you imagine how dull it would have been if I hadn't invited Discord? (She pushes Twilight with her) Come on! Ho! The night is still young! (giggles)
Whatcha reading, Rainbow?
[sighs] Twilight literally wrote a book on what we need to do in Griffonstone.
You mean, like, a guide on how to figure out what problem we're supposed to fix?
And then some. It's like Twilight herself in book form! [imitating Twilight, complete with a matching hairstyle] "Always carry plenty of bits! The griffons are sure to help you as long as you share the wealth!"
[Talking to a statue of King Grover]
It's sad what happened to your town, King, but Rainbow Dash can't be right. This can't all be because of a missing hunk of gold. [moving the statue's beak, doing a funny voice] "You're right, Pinkie! And you've got amazing hair!" [normal] Aw, King Grover, you old charmer!
I know what Griffonstone needs!
Fewer ponies?
A song! I've got a super song about smiling that sure to make even the most grumpy griffon grin! [inhales]
[covers Pinkie's mouth] Can't sing here! [points to a "No singing" sign]
But how do you break into uplifting musical numbers with no singing?
[sarcastic] Yeah, that's Griffonstone's biggest problem – lack of uplifting musical numbers.
Well, if I can't sing, how about a party? If there's one thing these griffons need, it's a good cheer! Where's your party store?
[gives her an annoyed look]
No party store? Err... how about cake? Nothing cheers folks up like cake! Where's a bakery?
[groans]
No singing, no parties, no bakery?! WHAT IS THIS PLACE?!
You're welcome to leave AT ANY TIME! [her yelling blows Pinkie backwards into a wall]
Grampa Gruff's recipe is good, but it's missing one important ingredient.
Don't tell me - friendship?
Uh, no. Baking powder. Lucky for you, I never leave home without it!
AHA! I saw that, Gilda! You may act like a gruff, grumbling griffon, but inside you're gracious and great!
What are you talking about?
You just helped your friend up when she got knocked down.
What, her? Greta's just some griffon I know. We don't have friends here! [sighs, looking sad] I did have a friend once - but you saw how that turned out.
[After Gilda chooses to save Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, letting the Idol of Boreas fall into the Abysmal Abyss]
The Idol!
You're more important to me than some dumb chunk of gold.
[The three hug; the rock crumbles beneath them]
Hugging later, climbing now!
I'm sorry about how I treated you two.
No thanks, Gilda.
Apology not accepted.
And I'm just sorry we didn't get your Idol back. Now we'll never be able to solve Griffonstone's problem.
That's what I was trying to tell you! The map didn't send us here to find the lost Idol of Boreas; it sent us here to replace it with something better!
Nothing's better than gold to a griffon.
That's because you don't have friendship! If you can learn to care about each other again, Griffonstone could be a mightier kingdom than it ever was before! And you don't need some golden idol to do that. You just need each other.
Whoa, Pinkie, that was... really sappy.
Eh, what can I say? That's how I roll.
[After Gilda offers a scone to Greta]
OK, so she was really weirded out until I gave her the scone. Then she tried it and said it tasted good! That's the first nice thing anygriffon's ever said to me!
[Rainbow Dash and Pinkie's cutie marks ring]
Whoa, Pinkie. I guess that really was the problem we needed to solve.
[commercial style] Baking powder makes baked goods and friendships fluffy and delicious! [smiles, making the "squee" sound]
GGummy
"What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutie mark? And what is a cutie mark but a constant reminder that we're all only one bugbear attack away from oblivion? And what of the poor gator? Flank forever blank, destined to an existential swim down the river of life to... an unknowable destiny?"
MMMayor Mare
Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, love would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me, how a story like Cranky's search for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies. It makes you realize that everypony is the star of their own story, and it's not just the main characters in our stories that make life so rich. It's everypony - those who play big parts, and those who play small. If it weren't for everypony in this room, and many more here who couldn't be here today, Cranky and Matilda's lives wouldn't be as full and vibrant as they are.
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