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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

[excited] Oh, I can't deny it! I love to win! But if I ever gotta choose between winning, and being loyal to my friends, I'm always gonna choose my friends. 'Cause as much as I love winning, I love them waaay more.

Cadance and I can spend the whole day looking at Star Swirl the Bearded artifacts!

Sounds like a perfect, drama-free way to spend the day with Cadance.

Not counting the drama surrounding which of the bells from his cloak they've chosen to put on display! Spoiler alert: It's this one!

Now, now, he’s learned his lesson. Isn’t that right, my little patient?

I’m so glad that you’re back from your trip, Fluttershy. Just your presence here is making me feel so much better.

[Twilight rolls her eyes]

[to Twilight] I was just wondering. Could I trouble you for just one more thing?

[exasperated] NO!

What? I was simply going to ask...for a teeny tiny glass...of water. [grins deviously as the episode ends]

So are you in, Cheese? Or are you... boneless?

CSCheese Sandwich

Nopony calls me "boneless"! [to his rubber chicken] Right, Boneless?

Then the goof-off is on for high noon!

Um, Pinkie? It's already 3 o'clock.

Oh. Oh, well then. Make it 3:10 to goof-off!

I'm glad the committee didn't automatically pick me so everypony gets a chance to see how great being me actually is! Even though the festival's basically a party and the pony of ceremonies gets to organize the whole thing. So it'd totally make sense if they did pick me.

[in a formal tone] My mane needs to be perfectly coiffed at all times.

[in a redneck-like tone] Well, ma' mane is full of dust and split ends.

My hooves are so polished, you can see your reflection in them.

Ma' hooves are cracked and dry from working in the fields!

I'm so fashion-forward.

Ah' wear droopy drawers!

I smell like rosebuds!

Ah' love bein' covered in mud!

This simply must be rectified! You must share that stunning voice at the event.

Yeah! You'll be so amazing! You'd be there on stage, basking in the hooflights, the centre of attention! A shining star! With everypony staring at you; judging you, jealously noting how they could be way better than you! Why wasn't it them? Why wasn't it them? And then, when you choke, they'll turn on you becoming a seething angry mob and you'd be horribly humiliated; never able to show your face in Ponyville again!

Pinkie Pie! Don't be ridiculous!

Aw, but I'm so good at it!

Big Mac, you've got some 'splainin' to do! Turkey call?

Eeyup.

Trash your voice?

Eeyup.

Zecora remedy?

Eeyup.

Not quick enough?

Nope.

Needed a deep voice?

Eeyup.

Poison joke?

Eeyup.

Flutterguy?

Eeyup.

Better now?

Eeyup.

And that shy filly was livin' her dream in the shadows because she couldn't bring herself to come into the spotlight?

Eeyup.

But these cheers should be quiet cheers. We don't want to startle them. They need to be able to concentrate. Why don't we try it? You can do it, Breezies!

OFOther Five

YOU CAN DO IT, BREEZIES!!!!!

Oh, my.

Heh, sorry, Fluttershy. I had no idea how hard it was to do a cheer quietly.

Oh, it's okay. Quiet doesn't come naturally for everypony. Let's try it again.

OFOther Five

You can do it, Breezies!!!

Perhaps just a little bit quieter.

OFOther Five

You can do it, Breezies.

Just a little quieter.

OFOther Five

You can do it, Breezies.

PERFECT!!! I mean... yay.

I'm working on a bee-type dance and was hoping you could help me? Does this bring to mind any images for you? Perhaps a bee?

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