DDDaring Do
Have I mentioned yet that I work alone?
Have I mentioned yet that you're lucky I don't?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
HMs. Harshwhinny
Professionalism, Ms. Dash. I must insist. If you want to keep your job as coach of these ponies, you must maintain a professional attitude and keep your emotions in check. Am I making myself absolutely, one hundred percent crystal clear?
Yes, Ms. Harshwhinny. Y'know, 'professionalism' is my middle name. Rainbow Professionalism Dash.
So... what's special about Ponyville? It's... It's... I got it! It's a place where different kinds of ponies live together as friends!
Earth ponies like me!
Unicorns like me!
And Pegasi like me!
But we're winners! And we have hearts..
Sure, but you know what you don't have?
DTDiamond Tiara and Silver Spoon
Your cutie marks! Blank flanks, blank flanks, blank flanks!
What does that have to do with flag carryin'?
[Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were spying on the Crusaders' rehearsal.]
Did you see that?! I can’t believe I’m saying this, they could win!
But how do we stop them? We already called them blank flanks!
Then we need to find a new way to get under their skin.
[She notices Scootaloo's wings.]
Or maybe...get under their wings.
Somepony wanna tell me what the hay is going on?
Holy new personas, ponies!
Fluttershy, where are you going?!
You seem to have everything under control.
Fluttershy, we need you! You have to power up!
I'm sorry, it's just that nothing is making me mad.
[A firefly buzzes by, Mane-iac whips it down]
Oh, goodness! Are you okay? [to the Mane-iac] Are you kidding me? I mean, I know you're evil and everything, but, you hurt a teensy, little, harmless firefly!? Really?! Well, you're just a great, big, meanie! [voice getting deeper] There! I said it! What makes you think you're so special?! Like the rules of common courtesy don't apply to you?! [metamorphoses into a gigantic, muscular pegasus] Why don't you pick on somepony your own [shouting] SIZE! [huge roar]
Uh, Fluttershy, sweetness, please come down, and... do stop being a vampire bat.
First place?
Wow! That was even better than I imagined.
[flying and looping] I loved it! [flutters down and folds arms] I mean, it was all right.
Has anypony seen my travellin' bonnet?
Isn't that it on your head? [awkward pause]
No!
It looks an awful lot like—
Well, it ain't! An' that's final!
Look at me! I'm part of the Apple family too! I'm arguing! Argue, argue, argue! Bicker, bicker! [laughs]
BBBulk Biceps
[screaming] "P" Is for Rainbow Dash!
[whispering] Um, "Rainbow Dash" actually starts with an 'R'.
BBBulk Biceps
[screaming] Never mind!
[unsurely explaining her 'injury'] I, uh, tripped on a, uh, foam hoof, and landed on a ... [unintelligible mumbling] pokey stick coming out of the ground...
Grrrr!! If I get my hooves on that [mimes Rainbow Dash's unintelligible mumbling], it'll be in big trouble!
Grr!! [shows a pile of pompoms] What am I gonna do with all these now?!
Err, what were you gonna do with them before?
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