Wow, I knew you were good with animals, but this is amazing.
Aww, he's just a big furry guy who got out of his yard, that's all. Right, Cerberus? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Look Fluttershy, I watched that boring butterfly migration with you — so now it's your turn to watch the dragon migration with me! You owe me!
I...said....no!
Yes. You've got something those dreadfully fierce dragons can only dream of.
[excited] What's that?
The cutest wittle chubby cheeks!
[Rarity rolls out a red carpet with confetti in front of a trench, wearing a purple and gold camouflage-inspired outfit]
Well... what do you think? Am I the toast of the trench or what?
[whispering] You'll be toast alright, when the dragons see you parading around in that getup.
[whispering] You look very nice, Rarity, but could you maybe look nice down here in the trench with us?
Nice is an understatement. I look fabulous! Who says camouflage has to be drab?
Count me out. I've gotta get an early start!
An early start?
Yes! I'm going on a quest of self-discovery! I'm going to learn what it means to be a dragon! And the only way I'm gonna do that is to join the Dragon Migration!
TSTwilight Sparkle, Rarity and Rainbow Dash
What?!?
GGarble
[about the poorly built dragon costume] Who's this weirdo?
PDPurple dragon
I think he's Crackle's cousin.
[Crackle is shown to be an actual dragon which looks exactly like the costume]
CCrackle
Graaarp!
GGarble
Oh, that would explain it.
[reading the tabloid] “Applejack, asleep on the job!” Can y'all believe this?! And this one [sees a picture of Big McIntosh playing with the Smarty Pants doll from "Lesson Zero"]: “Big McIntosh – what's he hiding?” Who the hay does this Gabby Gums think she is?
Listen to this one. “Twilight Sparkle: I was a Canterlot snob. A well-placed scaly source close to the prissy pony says Twilight Sparkle thinks Ponyville is nothing but muddy roads and low-class rubes.”
We've got to put a stop to this once and for all! Sweetie Belle's on the newspaper staff. Maybe she knows who Gabby Gums is!
[gasps] My sister would never associate with anyone as beastly as Gabby Gums! I resent you even suggesting such a thing, Twilight! Why, she's the most innocent, most lovely-
[Cuts back to Carusel Boutique, where Rarity finds her diary in Sweetie Belle's bag]
-most evil pony in Equestria! How could my own sister steal my private diary? How could my own sister be... Gabby Gums?
You should be ashamed of yourselves, humiliatin' your sister and me like that. We don't want to talk to any of y'all right now, so take your little gossip column and your embarrassin' photographs, and just GO AWAY!
To the citizens of Ponyville. For some time now, you've been reading this column to get the latest dirt and the hottest buzz. But this will be my final piece. We want to apologize for the pain and embarrassment we've caused.
You see, I'm actually three little fillies: Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo.
[Rainbow Dash kicks the raincloud away]
As the popularity of our column grew, we got swept up in the hype. We knew that what we were doing didn't feel quite right, but we ignored the guilt because every pony seemed to want to read what we were writing.
[Fluttershy hugs the Cutie Mark Crusaders]
From now on, we promise to respect everypony else's privacy and we won't engage in hurtful gossip anymore.
[Twilight lowers the force field around the Golden Oak library. Cut to Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle reconciling with Applejack and Rarity]
All we can do is ask for your forgiveness, Ponyville. Signing off for the very last time, XOXO, Gabby Gums.
Well the tastiest treat of all is sure to be the Cakes' Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness. All that rich, creamy goodness of the marzipan combined with the tart and tanginess of the mascarpone, blended perfectly with the smooth silky sweetness of the meringue. That's why I call the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness the "MMMM"!
AAll
MMMM!
[snores] Huh? What? [gasps] The cake! Oh MMMM, you look -marvelous.
Whoa!
I know. I think some congratulations are in order for a job well done.
Um, you better hold off on giving yourself an award just yet Pinkie... look!
Look at what? Huh? [gasps]
[Twilight has determined that the thief is a unicorn wearing false eyelashes, per evidence found]
Has anypony else noticed that Rarity is wearing her hair rather differently today?
[gasps] What? Is it a crime to change one's style every now and again? Why, I think it's a crime not to.
Really? [uses magic to lift the hair covering Rarity's left eye, revealing a missing eyelash]
Fine, I'm guilty! I wear false eyelashes!! [pauses] ...Oh, and I took a bite of the cake.
[The Mane 6 gather around a stunned Twilight]
Your brother's getting married? Congratulations, Twilight! That's great news!
Yeah, great news. That I just got from a wedding invitation! Not from my brother, but from a piece of paper! Thanks a lot, Shining Armor. I mean, really, he couldn't tell me personally? [sarcastically and mockingly, using a sandwich as a puppet] "Hey, Twilight, just thought you should know I'm making a really big decision that changes everything. Oh, nevermind, you'll hear about it when you get the invitation." [own voice, snarky] Princess Mi Amore Cadenza? Who in the hoof is that?! [snorts]
Twily, "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza" is Cadance, your old foalsitter.
Cadance?! As in THE Cadance?!? As in, the greatest foalsitter in the history of foalsitters!!??!!
Heh... you tell me, she was your foalsitter.
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