I don’t answer calls from numbers I don’t know. Or numbers I do know.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I hate bosses. That’s why I became a principal, so I don’t have any.
You have bosses.
Point to them.
I plan on spending the rest of the day remote cleaning.
OSO'Shon
I’m working on upgrading the routers and putting in range extenders. Although, it seems like your router is already in great shape.
Everything about me is.
She can be the sun and the moon and the planets. She just can’t be the Milky Way because she’s lactose intolerant. Which I can relate because, uh, Milky Way? More like milk, get out of my way. Right?
MMan
It's been tough to be our neighbor. I am here to invite you to our golf course preview.
MMan
Are you finding everything to your liking?
No.
MMr. Morton
Can we glue some jelly beans on it?
Well, how many times have you seen jelly beans on a volcano?
I've never seen a volcano.
Neither have I, but I'm pretty sure there's no jelly beans on them.
Yeah, I don't know. It's just lacking, like, a "wow" factor.
Are you familiar with the Vegas Sphere?
No, but I think this is good.
Oh, it's gonna blow!
AAll
(together) Aaaaahhhh!
[Final lines as the volcano rumbling sound effect is heard, and when the volcano erupts, the volcano explodes and shoots out lava.]
What's wrong, Gregory?
I'm not sure, but you're trying to kick at my guy.
I don't know. It's an ordinary day to me, Playboy.
We're kidding.
Yeah. We know, it's Valentine's Day!
Didn't buy tickets. Don't want to see the show.
Alright, class, can anybody tell me what number we are celebrating tomorrow?
AAll
(together) 100.
That's right. We will be celebrating 100 days of school. The 100th day of school is a big to-do nowadays. In order to beat the "when is summer break" blues, the students dress up as 100-year-olds and have a parade.
It's a less scary Halloween.
Now, 100 pennies is a...
AAll
(together) Dollar.
My son was excited to read that book to me at bedtime.
And why are you going to sleep before your son?
I am sleepy.
Fire, y’all! Head towards the exits. The plot of Fahrenheit 451 is upon us!
Attention, everyone.
Attention, everyone.
I need a final head count for karaoke.
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