But she's been doing that since before I even got here.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Fight night!
Our student decided to fight Gregory.
The Deli across the street is being turned into a freaking smoothie shop.
Which one. Smoothin' on up? Unblended knee. It's not fruit groups, is it?
He knows so many different smoothie shops.
Nope, It's gonna be a fruit, there it is.
After weeks of hard work and sleeping under my desk a few nights, I did it.
Ava, take down that tree. And Janine, get back under your desk. We are not doing a Christmas-themed show anymore.
Melissa really is the best of us, and I'm just a lowly piece of (bleep) god.
Hey, what the hell are you doing here?! I told you weren't invited to this.
RCaptain Robinson
I respect your wishes. Paramedics got a death alert ring from this house.
Welcome to Abbott Elementary, the best elementary school in the universe.
DRDeandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds
Is that what this is?
RMRonald "Mac" McDonald
Ignore her. We are the best volunteers in the universe.
DRDennis Reynolds
Hey, quick question: Um, what's the deal with all the cameras?
We have, like, a Vanderpump thing going on. Don't worry about it.
DDennis
No! No. I don't think so. I know quite a bit about filming and consent and I think I'll be spending my time on the other side of the camera, thank you very much.
Hey! You guys! You own that Paddy's Pub. That's the skeeviest bar I've ever been to. You're a bunch of lowlifes!
SNAKES IN THE GARDEN!! You're criminals!
MMac
C'mon! Is it a crime to dump 100 gallons of baby oil in the Schuykill?
CKCharlie Kelly
And 500 Paddy's Pub t-shirts?
DDee
And a Cybertruck?
AAll
(together) YES!
DDee
Yeah, the judge thought so too.
FRFrank Reynolds
She's right. We're criminals.
Let me know if there's anything you need. And I mean "anything".
You're trash, you know that?
FFrank
Coming from the sheriff of trash!
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Yeah, according to this, it could be the final tour. Moving from news to opinion, I hope she does perform live again, but I don't think she owes that to her fans after all she's given to us. You like Britney, Billy?
BBilly
No.
Oh. That about wraps up the Daily Jacob. Hey, how about that SEPTA strike, huh? You think that's gonna happen?
BBilly
Nah, it's usually just all talk.
Well, as a union man myself, I stand beside ya.
BBilly
Behind the line.
Yeah. I stand behind you. You know, the thing about Britney that people don't understand-
BBilly
Okay. This is your stop.
Oh, no. No, I’m- I’m not for, like, four more blocks. I'm with them.
BBilly
End of the line.
This is a block where I got roundhoused.
RJ, he's just... just your average kid, Billy. You know, he takes SEPTA just like you and me. So I'm gonna figure it out. And you know why, Billy?
BBilly
Oh, let me guess. Because it's your damn job?
You are such a good listener.
BBilly
Yeah, well, legally, I'm not allowed to wear headphones.
Oh! Time for news updates. (exhales sharply) Oh. Wow. That c- That can't be right. It says that SEPTA's demands went unmet, and they called the strike.
BBilly
That's news to me.
MMan
(over walkie-talkie) Attention, drivers. The city failed to meet our very reasonable demands. We will be going on strike. Stand by for further updates.
BBilly
Well, it looks like you gotta get out, Jacob.
Oh, my God. It- It's happening now?
BBilly
Yeah, seems that way. Yeah. Gotta stand by the working man. Can you do that?
Proudly. I believe in you.
WWoman
Do we got to get out?
Oh! How exciting! It's historic!
WWoman
Do we got to get out?
BBilly
No, no, no. You guys are good. Strike doesn't start 'til tomorrow. But for him, it starts today.
Wait! Billy!
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