Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(walking into Watchtower) Anyone home?
What's up?
Nothing, actually. I, uh, I thought I'd stop by and see if anyone's hungry.
I could use some dinner. Chloe?
Uh, sure. You're buying, Mr. Queen.
Don't look at me, I'm living off a policeman's salary.
Ah, fine. Dessert's on you.
On Mars, we never had dessert. But I have grown especially fond of cookies.
Where are the other Super Friends?
Still waiting for them to ring me back. See, this is why I keep asking everyone to come up with some sort of standardized trouble alert. The team needs structure.
Is that what we're lacking? You're really on a kick lately. Personal phone conversations... bank records... Amazon wish list.
Big sister's watching.
Is that my e-mail? Chloe, I'll have you know that those messages between me and Canary were purely platonic.
Can we skip your virtual love life and actually focus on the job here?
I hate waiting.
You like talking. Shut up.
Why did they pair us up together?
I requested it, so I could keep you in line.
What, you're my chaperone?
Think of me as your parole officer... but with a mace.
(after Clark states that none of them are bad guys) You sure about that Clark? Winged Wonder here threw me through a window.
I hope I didn't make you cry.
Drop the mace, Conan.
I will, on your head.
(walking towards Hawkman) Bring it, Big Bird. Just remember you started it.
I'll finish it.
Slow night?
Figured I'd squeeze in some target practice... and a single malt.
Did you bring enough for the rest of the class?
Help yourself, professor. You're running a little low on allegory tonight. Bumpy day?
Not the smoothest. Someone asked me when the last time I had a good time was, and I didn't have an answer.
I don't think anyone can fault you for being on the edge, Chloe. Hell, if anyone can relate it's me. I get it.
Yeah, you can.
You know... sometimes you got to take your fun where you can get it. And sometimes... it's right in front of your face. You just have to want to see it. Come on.
How do I know when to let go?
It's all about your heart. Just listen. Right there in between the beats. That's when you let go.
I need to figure out a way to reverse this. I think I breathed in some sort of new meteor rock.
(laughs) Dude, hasn't anyone ever told you not to inhale?
A lot of women have used me for my money, I never expected it from you.
I wasn't stealing from you Oliver, I was borrowing the cash. I'm buying insurance for the entire planet.
All the I.D.'s I gave Clark have computer tracking chips in them. I want to keep an eye on the visitors from another planet.
Welcome to "1984: The Sullivan Edition".
I have your room all ready, Mrs. Green, except you didn't say what size bed you'd prefer.
Make it a Queen.
Quiet weekend at home, huh?
Trust me, we had no idea the two of you would be there.
And we had no idea there was even a "you two", which I think is perfect. I think fate has brought us together.
Well, it's a... it's... it's a little less fate, actually.
(cuts in) More fame.
(mumbles) Like fame.
This inn is so far off the beaten bath that even the society pages couldn't find Star City's most eligible bachelor here.
You mean ex-bachelor.
Let's talk about Mr. Green, in the bedroom, with my cousin.
And there it is.
You could use some conflict resolution. (steps in front of Tess) Rule Number 1: You don't shoot your date. Rule Number 2: Think about your wardrobe choices.
You're one to talk.
Oh, don't get me wrong, I love black on black, it's just really hard to pull off.
It's easier than you think.
(shoots him with a taser arrow) Rule Number 3: You gotta know when to say goodnight.
Black on black, that's hard for you to pull off.
Well, it's easier than you think. (pauses)
(realizes something) Green Arrow.
I should have known that Clark took a walk down the ruby-red road. That explains his lack of "edit" button.
I thought Clark was only affected by green meteor. What's the red do?
Basically it turns him into the bad boy every girl dreams of... in her nightmares.
Tess. How not surprised am I to see you here. By the way, this is the least-secret secret lab I've ever been in... twice.
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