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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

Nice to play. I just started asking myself who knew about Lex, about Toyman. The things I'd given up, what I tried to do. Then it all occurred to me. Dinah shattered the glass in the warehouse, Bart rescued me from the car, Victor faked the computers, and Watchtower kept an eye on the whole thing. Right?

You were living like you had a death wish, Oliver. You had to face your demons if you were ever going to make it out alive. And I had to push you over the ledge in order to pull you back.

Did you have to push with a 3-ton truck?

I didn't think a tricycle would be a strong enough point.

You saved my life, Chloe. Both the myth... and the man.

So... what was that about?

Uh-oh. I've seen that look before, usually right before you sock me in the jaw.

I heard you were back.

You do know, of course, you look absolute ridiculous in that, right? And I got a great tailor, hook you up with a little color, maybe.

Nice to see you finally discovered something worth living for after all.

You've done a hell of a job keeping the world safe on your own, Clark. I'm here to help you now.

Good. Something tells me...soon the world will need all the help we can get.

Look, I appreciate you helping me audition, I'm still angry you didn't tell me how bad Oliver was doing, but you're here anyway, so please, don't make me wish you weren't.

It's okay, Lois. You don't need to get all worked up like you usually do.

Well, excuse me Mr. I'm-slow-and-steady-and-know-what's-best-for-everyone, this happens to be important to me. With newspapers on the endangered species list, news television is my one and only back-up plan.

Don't you think you can be a little less dramatic with this whole thing?

You could be a little more passionate with this whole thing. But not you, not mild-mannered Clark Kent. Do you even care if I get this job?

Of course I care, I bought a new tie.

Oh, well I bought a whole new outfit.

Yeah, you look great.

Don't do that.

Do what?

Don't you dare reassure me right now.

Lois, I'm only doing this for you. How else am I going to get that second date?

(Pauses) Well, you should have thought of that before you stood me up the first time.

(talking to the waiter) You got anything stronger?

WWaiter

Of course.

Last thing you need is a drink Lois.

Thanks Clark. You sound like my mother on prom night. How do I look?

If this were a prom, you'd be crowned queen. Your date's a lucky man.

Do I detect a note of jealousy in the notoriously nice Clark Kent? Be careful my date doesn't hear you. He might just have to take you down.

(chuckles) Like to see him try.

You know what they say: all's fair in love and war.

And what's it gonna be for us Lois? Love or war?

Clark, it sounds like you're asking me out on another date?

If I was, would you say yes?

I'll tell you what I'd say... (sees Oliver walking in) Oliver!

(Clark walks in the Daily Planet bullpen, sees Lois reading something, and nervously walks up to her.)

Lois?

Did you hear? The brilliant brass over at KZXP have decided to go with someone else for their morning show.

Lois?

After everything that happened, after Ollie and I almost got killed, guess who they've decided to go with? (She shows him a promo picture of Catherine Grant as the new correspondent.)

Apparently blondes test better with morning viewers.

Lois!

I'm sorry, I never should have tried out in the first place, or dragged you with me, and I just--

(Clark grabs her and passionately kisses her. At first, she is surprised, then she kisses him back)

You know, Clark, if you wanna bury me in the desert for going on that date with Lois... you could've at least taken me to Nevada.

Oliver, let's not...

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm still gonna put up a fight. But maybe we could've hit the Strip before the main event, you know what I mean? Maybe a little Blue Man Group... maybe a little Carrot Top. You know, what I'm getting you next year for Christmas is a sense of humor.

I thought, you know, the ride would give us a chance to get past the whole kiss-and-run of it all and get to know each other better.

Better? You tell me the color of your underwear every day. What else is there to know?

(upon entering Watchtower) OK Chloe, you remember when we were ten and I kicked you out of my clubhouse for spilling soda and you said you'd just build a cooler one? You win.

I'm General Zod. And all of this is mine to give if you give me the names of whoever snuck you into the restricted zone.

My Dad's a general, too. And he still couldn't get me to spill how I got an M1 Abrams tank to take me to the prom. So I'm definitely not telling you anything.

Five dozen roses? Wow. That's subtle.

That's PDA #5, not that I'm keeping track.

Clark, sorry I'm late. I was watching the monster truck jump finals, Grave Maker lost his drive train. He is never coming back.

It's okay Lois he's just a truck.

Aw Clark, come on that's like saying Tommy Lee's just a drummer. Sometimes I worry there is no poetry in you.

You just have to look a little deeper.

VVordigan

(off screen) At last, the apprentice heeds his master's call. (fires arrow that knocks Oliver's bow out of his hands) You know why you're here?

(removes his sunglasses and hood) Vordigan, our pathes split a long time ago.

VVordigan

You took your vows Oliver. Now its time to fulfill them.

You embracred me as your own son, but I can't follow in your footsteps.

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