You know endorphins? They're hormones that are released when the body performs a certain activity.
Like when you play a sport.
Or there's another kind of activity two people share, repetitive motion, builds to a climax.
Thank you.
Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You know endorphins? They're hormones that are released when the body performs a certain activity.
Like when you play a sport.
Or there's another kind of activity two people share, repetitive motion, builds to a climax.
Thank you.
(to Clark) Hey. Am I glad to see you. Now that Lois is riding shotgun in your Mystery Machine, your old sidekick's jonesing for a Scooby clue. Let me see that concrete crop circle.
(to a hung-over Lois) Don't worry, you got changed all by yourself. In the middle of the kitchen, for like an hour.
(entering the Talon apartment, the morning after)
Chloe?
Jimmy?
You know what Lois likes to see when she comes home? Pants. Pants on everyone.
(walking in on Lois and Clark at the jewelry store) What are you two doing here?
Oliver! Uh, didn't get the invitation yet?
Invitation to what?
Uh, tell him, cupcake.
(shooting Lois a look) Wh... Lois and I are... we're getting married.
Oh my God, Chloe, I am so sorry. I mean, I know my face is under "faux pas" in the dictionary, but this is a whole new low.
I would say that this is a close second behind the time you crashed Lana's engagement party. In fact, you may want to start avoiding engagement parties altogether.
Where'd you get this list?
I memorized it off Chloe's desk.
I didn't realize that photographic memory was among of your abilities.
It's more like speed-reading, but let's not split hairs.
She couldn't just *give* you a copy?
Chloe and I don't always see eye to eye on this one.
[refers to Lois] Well, what about your mouthy cohort? She hasn't poked her nose into this one, either.
She's on assignment, which is code for "Monster Truck Rally in Lubbock".
And I assume your emerald ally and his super friends are still on hiatus, which leaves you.
Solo. I get it.
Well, if you like covering robbery and homicide, you've come to the right place. The crime rate's so high there's actually a "no vacancy sign" in front of county jail.
Really? Metropolis seems like a safe haven compared to some of the places I've covered.
Really? Like where, the gates of Hell?
Tell me you're sober.
Let me tell you something— I wish I wasn't sober. I can be in a cabana in Aruba right now. Instead, I'm in the middle of downtown on a rooftop with you guys.
You didn't hear me complain when I had to put on green leather to protect your identity.
Clark, you made out with my girlfriend, man. What did you have to complain about?
I don't do too well with fortune tellers. The last one I went to see, told me I was destined to fall for a guy who flies a lot and likes to wear tights. So I'm just waiting for my cross-dressing pilot to make his landing.
Hallmark didn't have any "Welcome back to Earth" cards. So...
It's nice to see everyone has a key to this place.
Who do you work for?
I'm self-employed. It's sort of an occupational safety hazard.
Oh. Well, then you know that getting blood out of leather can be a total bitch.
You don't recognize me... but you are the spitting image of your father.
Okay. Lois, you gotta reason with me. What kind of drugs did you take--pills, powder, paste? Don't tell me you injected anything.
That still doesn't explain how you're hacking into that crystal, Chloe. It's not hooked up to anything, there's no computer here.
Do I tell you how to shoot your arrows? I don't think so.
You know, Oliver, for a guy with three cellphones, you sure are hard to get a hold of.
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