BBart (Flash)
[to Clark] You know, I've always wondered if there was anyone out there like me, and it turns out to be you, Jimmy Crack Corn fresh from the farm.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You know what, man? Enough about poor little street urchin, all right? Let's take a closer look at the mysterious Clark Kent... You like to study Native American mythology. You've scrawled the name "Lana" on your notebooks, and you have one of the most boring hobbies known to man. Rock collecting.
I don't collect r--
[Bart opens a lead box with Kryptonite in it]
Dude, are you okay?
Put that away. I'm allergic.
Man, I've heard of people sneezing around cats and dogs and stuff, but never getting all weak in the knees over a rock.
It's a long story.
Which is one I'm sure I would love to hear... after we get back.
Get back from where?
Anywhere we want. I mean, dude, we are two super-powered studs here. Why else do you think I came to Smellyville looking for you, man? Let's go crank it up, go have some fun! You ever seen Florida?
You haven't been listening to anything I've said to you. You can't go around stealing whatever you want.
Why not?
Because there are laws.
For normal people. And, dude, why do you treat your abilities like a curse? They're not, man. They're a gift. I'm gonna use them.
I'm not saying you shouldn't. Just use them to help people, not hurt them.
I just came by to see if you were all right. I heard you had some trouble in Metropolis.
News travels fast.
Curse of a small town. So what happened?
I decided to play cowboy and got my spurs handed to me. To be honest, I don't know why I'm not dead.
There must be someone watching over you.
In more ways than one.
So, what are you gonna do now?
I don't know. I mean, it's a big world. I figure I'd check it out, see if there's anyone else out there like us. Maybe start, like, a club or a league or something. You know, you could come with me.
Or you could stay.
You have a great life, Clark. But it's not mine. I have no reason to stay in Smallville.
You have me.
Thanks for being my friend.
Are you sure there's nothing I can do to change your mind?
Tell you what. If you can catch me... I'll think about it.
Clark, you don't seem like your usual self. You barely said a word the entire ride home.
LILionel [in Clark]
Sorry. Being in that prison... I guess it upset me.
Yeah, well, it isn't exactly the happiest place on earth.
LILionel [in Clark]
No, it isn't, Lex. Do you ever feel guilty? Sending your father to prison, I mean.
Why would I? The man murdered his parents. I did society a favor.
LILionel [in Clark]
And that blood relationship, it doesn't mean anything to you?
Clark, since when did you become president of my father's fan club?
LILionel [in Clark]
You're right. Of course. He's only your father. Why should you feel anything?
LILionel [in Clark]
I have to confess that I... I find you absolutely fascinating. It's that twinkle in your eye... your wonderfully sexy smile... and your skin is...
Clark, what are you doing?
LILionel [in Clark]
What I've wanted to do for a very... very long time. [leans to kiss her, then pulls away] Don't you wish.
LILionel [in Clark]
What do you think? I wanted to thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule, Mr. Luthor. I understand how time-consuming making license plates can be... You're not gonna touch me with that rock in your hand. You won't get near me, not with my... speed.
CIClark [in Lionel]
You're never gonna get away with this.
LILionel [in Clark]
Oh, but I am. With my mind and your body, the sky's the limit, Clark.
CIClark [in Lionel]
I don't know what you're talking about.
LILionel [in Clark]
You know, it's becoming clear to me why you're so secretive. You understand that true power... is better left concealed.
CIClark [in Lionel]
I know this is hard to believe, but I swear, it's the truth. [Pause.] It's me, Mom. It's Clark.
You're sick, Lionel. You need help.
CIClark [in Lionel]
Mom, you have to believe me.
I'm leaving!
CIClark [in Lionel]
Mom, Mom, no! Mom, remember when I was six and I was playing tag with Dad, and all of a sudden I started running faster than I'd ever run before, and I was in the middle of Palmer woods completely lost. And you and Dad had to call Sheriff Ethan, and when you saw me, you started crying. And I thought something was wrong with me, and you said no, there wasn't. And then you held me in your arms and you told me I was just special. I'm your special boy, you said.
Stay where you are!
Lex, it's me, Clark. I need to talk to you.
After I drove my Porsche into the river and you fished me out, I asked your dad if there was any way I could repay him. What did he say that we always joke about?
Lex, what is this, a pop quiz?
Answer the question!
He told you to drive slower.
Welcome back.
Dad, I know you don't agree with me. But sometimes taking responsibility means having faith in yourself to make the hard choices.
And it also means being willing to accept the consequences.
Every handshake, every hug, every time I'm out on that field, I make a conscious decision to fall when those guys hit me so they don't get hurt. No matter how hard you try, you can't understand that. That's why it's my decision, not yours.
You're starting to sound more and more like your father.
I hope so, Dad.
His collarbone's broken in two places... I can't figure out how you could pummel a guy that outweighs you by 100 pounds and shatter his collarbone.
I'm sorry. It must've been an accident. I mean, I got a surge of adrenaline.
Adrenaline doesn't explain the fact that you went from chucking bales of hay to chucking 60-yard passes overnight.
I guess I'm a fast learner.
It's all right, Clark. You can stay.
I thought you had some self-imposed restraining order against me. Does this mean you're talking to me again?
No, this just means that I'm willing to take a chance on getting your Dr. Jekyll side today.
I know Lana. She's never been this serious about anyone.
You sound awfully concerned about that for someone who let her walk out of his life.
Yeah, I guess the whole "If you love them set them free" thing kind of backfired.
It's not about love, Clark. It's about what you're willing to do for it. On that field, you'll do whatever it takes to win, but if you're not willing to do the same for Lana, maybe she doesn't mean as much to you as you think.
I sure hope you had better luck with the locusts than I did with Lex.
The last time I checked, they weren't selling biblical plagues on Amazon.
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