Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
None of this would've happened if I had been there.
Okay, Commando, I don't get you. Half the time, you're all meek "Yes, Ma" and "Yes, Pa", and the other half, you are the most overconfident guy I've ever met.
It doesn't happen to you much, does it? Not being able to peg someone right away?
Oh, get over yourself. You are not that complicated.
Um... we usually take turns in the bathroom.
Oh, don't start with me, Smallville. You're the one taking the marathon shower. Besides, my delicate feminine sensibilities weren't offended the first time I got a glimpse of, uh, Clark Junior.
My parents kind of missed the whole Woodstock phase. Besides, they freaked out the last time they caught me in a co-ed situation.
Last time? So the eagle scout does have a few secrets in the closet.
Wow, she didn't take any prisoners, did she? Lana? Cute, smart, gutsy... and way too much for you to handle. I can see why you're in love with her.
Look, you're really not the person I want to talk to about this.
Suit yourself.
It's just... I knew she'd be dating other people.
But?
I just don't understand how you could feel like you know someone so completely, like you know everything about them, and then just all of a sudden...
You don't even know what continent they're on.
[frustrated] Do you always have to finish people's thoughts?
[equally frustrated] Well, am I right?
Does this mean you're talking to me again?
Only because I don't have a choice.
Relegated from friend to last resort. I guess I'll have to accept it if it's my only chance to prove myself.
Good. 'Cause I want you to help me find Chloe.
Look, I'd like to set things straight between us, Clark, but don't you think raising someone from the grave is setting the bar a little high?
Clark, as much as I hate to admit this, Lex had a hand in this too. He did make good on his promise to protect Chloe.
And look what he got out of it. Control of LuthorCorp. Look, I'm sorry, but it's gonna take a lot more than that for me to get to trust him again.
Ever since he met you, he's been surrounded by things he can't explain. We can't really blame him for trying to find the truth.
The truth is, he's been lying to me from day one. The legend on the cave wall says I'm destined to have an enemy. All this time, I've been worried about Lionel. But I'm beginning to think that the real threat was right in front of me. I think it's Lex.
Nice arm, farm boy. When's the first game?
I'm not on the team.
Why not? An arm like that is a "Get out of geek free" pass.
Well, even if I wanted to play--
Which obviously you do.
That wouldn't be the reason. Thanks, I don't really consider myself a geek.
So, what do you see yourself as?
I don't know. An outsider, I guess.
That's a recipe for wedgies if I've ever heard one.
[sarcastic] Have I told you how much I'm gonna miss you?
Five credits in one semester? Lois, the only way you're gonna do that is if you add an extracurricular to your class list. Like, say, maybe... writing for the Torch.
Uh, no hard feelings here, cuz, but unlike you, the last thing I want to be is a reporter.
Yeah, God. What could be worse than, you know, uncovering the truth and protecting the public?
And sticking your nose in other people's business.
Like I said. You'd be perfect.
[Lois walks into the boy's locker room]
Hey, hey! The last time I checked, you were missing a few prerequisites for being in here.
So you have been checking me out.
I keep thinking of all the times that you've told me that I'm beautiful, and I can't help but wonder how much of me you really see.
Lana, I tell you you're beautiful because of who you are, not because of what I see. I mean, you're the girl I flew halfway across the world to be with. The girl who kicks the crap out of me at Xbox and thinks it's hysterical. I mean, I have seen you with the stomach flu where your eyes were puffy and your nose was running, you're yakking--
Okay, okay. I get the picture.
All I'm saying is the reasons I love you... it's not something you can see in a mirror... That's good. I'm gonna write that down and use that later.
I guess practice ran late, huh?
Dad, I'm sorry I disappointed you. But I'm staying on the team. I'm tired of living my life on the sidelines.
I realize that, Clark. I also realize that you're a senior in high school, and from now on, you're gonna be making a lot of your own decisions. But if you want to be seen as an adult in this family, then you have to start acting like one. Adults in this family don't run off and do things without discussing them first.
I know. That's why I have just one question for you. You gonna let some assistant coach from Metropolis teach your boy how to play football?
...Go deep.
[about Clark] Wow, superhero and journalist - what are the odds?
I'm glad you made the team, Clark, but why be a conformist? At least with the whole farm boy plaid thing, as lame as it is, it completely belongs to you.
In the future, let's restrict our conversations to "hello" and "goodbye".
Lex, if this friendship was so important, why'd you lie to me for so long?
I don't know, Clark. There's a darkness in me that I can't always control. I'm starting to think that's my curse, why every relationship I have ends badly.
We all have a dark side, Lex.
Yeah. But I can feel mine creeping over the corners. Your friendship helps keep it at bay. It reminds me that there are truly good people in the world. I'm not willing to give up on that.
What's that?
The Porsche you pulled me out of the day we met.
Why is it still here?
To remind me of what I almost lost. It's over, Clark. It really is. Look, I'm willing to give this friendship another shot if you are.
In the spirit of friendship, I was wondering if you could help me with a problem.
Absolutely. What is it?
Well, it's a who. Lois Lane.
You know, if I could describe my time here in one word, it would be "weird". I look forward to the relative normalcy of the big city. But don't worry. I'll visit.
Is that a promise or a threat?
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