CChaz
Don't worry, Chuckie! I'm coming!
Yeah Chas, This place is great! I'm coming here every weekend!
Oh, great.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What's wrong, Chuckie?
[cut to king and queen on their throne; trumpets herald the arrival of a "knight"]
HHeralder
And now, let the jousting tournaments beginnith!
Oh, look! It's the good knight.
Wow. Look it!
Look at the sheeps? What are you looking for Chuckie?
If there's a knight, there's got to be a dragon around here somewhere!
The Woodbury school is very exclusive and, well [whispers to Angelica] let's just say not everybody gets to go here. Ah, here's room 4.
But Mommy. Why do I have to go to school?
Um, is something wrong Chuckie?
No.
Then why are you sitting on the ground all scrunched up like an old bag?
No reason.
Are you hiding something?
[gasping] I'm not hiding anything. I just have to go potty.
So why don't you just go?
Stu, have you seen my running shoes?
Yea, they're really nice.
No, they're missing! In fact, all my shoes are missing.
How can a woman lose sixteen pairs of shoes?
I do not have sixteen pairs! It's more like five.
OOfficer
I understand, Stu.
Don't worry, attorney.
[Drew and Stu walk to the front of the boat]
CCaptain
Are those your boys?
Nope. Never had kids. [walks to kids at back of deck, who are near the bait well] All strapped in sprouts? Hah, that's good. You know, it can sometimes be dangerous out here on the high seas. [throws Angelica's doll and toy boat into the bate trap and demonstrates with her] Once I was washed overboard in a storm and was stranded on an island for fifteen days with nothing to eat but salt and sand. Luckily I was rescued by the navy seals. Brave, brave men, those navy seals. Have fun kids and stay out of the bait well. [walks away]
[hands Angelica some papers; then back on the phone]
PVPhone Voice
Hello.
Yeah, Lloyd. It's me again.
Who's Jack?
He's the person that fixes car. Do I have to teach you everything.
Pop! Don't go to sleep.
[Grandpa wakes up in shock.] Huh? Wha? What?!
You said you'd watch the kids, remember?
Oh, of course I remember.
Why don't you call Zippy's Snappy Delivery Deli and just order some lunch for you and the kids? The number's on the speed dial. Just tell them to put it on the Pickles' account.
Oh, all right.
"Angelica, Mommy has to run to a meeting. Give me a kiss!"
[Angelica blows a kiss at Charlotte. Charlotte blows a kiss back at her, then walks away. Didi walks up to Tommy.]
"Bye-bye, Sweetums! Be a good boy."
[Tommy giggles as Didi pats his head. As Didi walks away, Stu waves at Tommy.]
"Bye, tiger! Bye, Pop!"
[Stu walks away. Didi walks past Grandpa and waves at him.]
"See you in a while, Pop!" [Didi follows Stu, then stops, and turns to face Grandpa.] Oh, and we're trying to take care of their teeth, so, don't order them any junk food, or... or I'll take your teeth away."
[Tommy stares in shock and gasps when he hears this.]
[Stu is downstairs pouring ginger ale. He spills it when he hears Grandpa scream]
YEOW!
Huh? [Grandpa is coughing loudly as he enters] What's wrong? Are you okay? What's wrong?
It feels like a lobster's been shaking hands with my tonsils.
[The uvula looks mangled from the pliers]
Your throat looks awful. That must be one mean bug you've got in there, Pop.
I don't like this! I don't like it one bit! [sees hand is in bowl of spaghetti] Pisghetti?
Angelica! You were supposed to scare me, not [hiccup] feed me!
[They have some green gelatin]
Now, what do we do?
It's like a big crayon. Just pick some up and color on the leafs.
[They pick some up and put it on a leaf]
Ew, this crayon's too mushy.
Yeah, it's just making my fingers sticky.
[eating some] Yeah, but it tastes better than, uh, other things.
Jail is like a bazillion times more horribler than Time Out!
CMiss Carol
Okay, Angelica, I'm relying on you. Tell everyone the new fun phrase. What does Miss Carol think of her kids?
She thinks, um, we're all little... [Her parents signal to not say the bad word]
CMiss Carol
[angry] Okay, Angelica. If you love Miss Carol at all, you will tell us right now: What does Miss Carol think of her kids?!
She think we're all little...
[The last word is censored by Charlotte's terrified scream]
Oh, no!
[Watching this on TV, Didi, Lou, and Stu are shocked]
CMiss Carol
That's it! Get her out! Get her out of here!
But that's what you said! But you said it, Miss Carol!
CMiss Carol
[hysterically] You're right! You're right, you know that? You're right! I have said it before and I will say it again! [laughs maniacally] You're all little...
[The last word is censored by a test pattern screen]
See? See? She did say it!
The biggest kid ever to still be sucking on a pacifier.
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