I just wish there was something I could do!
Oh! [the doorbell rings] Who on earth could that be?
[Stu walks up to the front door and opens it. A rich man is on the other side]
WSWinston St. George
Mr. Pickles?
WSWinston St. George
My name is Winston St. George. [as he talks to Stu, he removes his monocole and wipes it with a piece of cloth] Two weeks ago, I was walking down the street when I spied a rare Siberian Tiger Hound worth thousands. I was tempted to keep him to breed, but then I saw your ad.
[Spike jumps into Stu's arms and pants happily]
WSWinston St. George
Spike, eh? Well, I've been calling him Nightscroft's Squire Muldoon.
BBBig Boy
Hey, what are you doing here sister? I thought I told you to scram. [spots her cheese] Oh, num-num. [eats the cheese, and burps] I want you to get out, but you wouldn't listen. Now I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson.
Get back get away from me!
BBBig Boy
You had your chance. Where do you think you're going sister?
No, please! I'm you big sister!
BBBig Boy
[last words] Well, now you're num-num!
[The scene reverts to Angelica talking in her sleep, as Drew then comes in when overhearing her scream]
[turns the light on] Angelica! Angelica! Wake up! Wake up!
[wakes up] DON'T EAT ME!!!! Where is he?! Where's the new baby?!
You were having a bad dream, honey. Everything's okay now.
JJosh
I'm not scared of you.
Well, then you're making a big mistake, bucko. [launches another water balloon at Josh]
JJosh
Tell you what, I'll make ya a deal. We'll, split the babies 50/50.
JJosh
No, I mean, you take two babies, and I'll take two babies. Couldn't be more fair than that.
No way! I came here to get these babies, and I'm not leaving till' I get them all!
Yeah! [as she pushes Josh, causing him to scratch his arm on the edge of the sandbox]
JJosh
[wails] Mommy, she pushed me! [wailing as he run away]
And don't ever let me catch you picking on my babies again!
[gasps] This isn't happening! I was just being a good father!
JJudge
Bailiff! Have this man removed from my court and locked up! [everyone cheers and applauds]
No! I'm a good father! I'm a good father! [the bailiff grabs Drew by the shoulders and drags him away] I'm a good father! I'm a good father!
JJudge
[bangs his gavel repeatedly as Drew shouts "I'm a good father!" repeatedly] Order! Order in this court! Order! I demand order! I am the judge here!
[The judge continues yelling at Drew and banging his gavel while the cheers turn into evil laughter as Drew is continued to be dragged away. Finally, the camera zooms in Drew's mouth and we cut to Drew struggling in his sleep in bed. It revealed is was all Drew's dream. Drew then wakes up, gasping]
A dream! It was just a dream! Charlotte! Charlotte! Wake up!
Huh? [she sees the LCD Clock reading 3:01] Drew, It's three in the morning.
I'm gonna miss Angelica after all.
[enraged] Those ingrates! I gave MergeCorp the best years of my life and they've given the New York V.P. job to that weasel Jonathan! [rips phone cord from phone] There's no loyalty in this town, Drew!
You like us! You really like us!
[The Rugrats cheering hugging Angelica]
Yuck! I was making it all up! Stop hugging me! Stop it! Stop it! Nothing's change! Cut it out!
[Chas puts away the keepsakes of Chuckie's mother]
Chas, I think it's time you shared these things with Chuckie.
Well, I'm just afraid he'll miss her.
Then you can miss her together.
["A Poem to Chuckie" by Melinda Finster]
MFMelinda Finster
My sweet, little Chuckie, though I must leave you behind me
This poem will tell you where you always can find me.
When a gentle wind blows, that's my hand on your face.
And when the tree gives you shade, that's my sheltering embrace.
When the sun gives you freckles, that's me tickling my boy.
When the rain wets your hair, those are my tears of joy.
When the long grass enfolds you, that's me holding you tight.
When the Whippoorwill sings, that's me whispering, "Night, night."
