“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Harry

[delusional singing] Spider-Man and the Punisher, sitting in a tree! M.J., M.J., M.J. and me...! [cackles]

Punisher

[to Peter] Your friend Osborn here is a few pumpkins short of a full pie. But, now that you're here, kid, you've still got some explaining to do, and the first thing is: Where is Mary Jane Watson?

[thinking] Tell me this doesn't get worse.

Mary Jane

Peter?

Mary Jane! [Hugs Mary Jane] I don't understand!

Harry

It's yooo-oou!

Where were you all this time?!

Mary Jane

I don't know where I've been, or what's happened! I just knew that I have to find you. [Hugs back to Peter] I love you, Peter.

And I love you.

Punisher

[to Peter] I have a promise to keep, kid.

Your plundering is gonna get us sliced into fish paste!

Well, that should stop them.

What if they can swim?

No way! It's flesh that provides buoyancy, or hot air. Which means you'd never drown.

Why you..

Ah, ah, ah! Be nice, I just saved your life, remember?

Yeah, right. I'd love to listen to you, squid-lips, but I've got another fish to catch. And he comes with his own fishbowl.

Why would you do that?

Mary Jane

To prove to myself that you'll always be there for me when it really counts. You will, won't you, Peter?

Yes. Yes, I will.

It's no use. These chains were stolen from above.

What they're going do with us?

They'll put us in the games.

The games?

I had hoped our father will come and put an end to the games. But instead... [starts crying]

Gila, don't give up. Listen, I know how you came to be. You and the others evolved into what you are now. This is from Doc Connors' DNA. You got it from a fluid that accidentally washed into the sewers-

[shocked] An accident? Is that all we are?

[embarrassed] I'm sorry... I shouldn't have-

Time for the games!

[as he and Gila are dragged away by the guards] Something tells me we're not talking checkers here.

[still shocked] An accident? We're nothing but an accident?

An accident gave us a chance to live as the humans live! To love! To laugh! But instead, we have chosen stupidity, brutality! We could have been better than them! But instead, we have chosen to act as animals!

What?!

So we have chosen... so shall we be! [activates genetic neutron bomb, reverting herself and other lizardmen back into ordinary lizards]

Mary Jane

What's the matter?

With all my super powers, I was helpless. It took three normal women to save the world.

Mary Jane

Anything wrong with that?

No, but I was hoping to be the only one to wear the superhero costume in the family. Of course, it would probably look better on you anyway.

Mary Jane, this whole thing only proves to me how dangerous being Spider-Man's wife going to be. Are you sure you want to keep wearing my ring?

Mary Jane

Bet your life on it, tiger. It will take a lot to be Spider-Man's wife, but I learned something today. If anyone can do it, it will be Mary Jane Watson.

Nice claws. You ever hang out with my friend Wolverine?

Sorry Scorpion, you've exceeded your daily withdrawal limit.

You again. Why do you always show up no matter where I go?

Hey, I'm a superhero, remember?

Hey, you big green goof! Only a sissy would hide behind a defenseless lady.

Aunt May

I couldn't agree more.

Heck, if she wasn't here, you'd probably have your mommy fight your battles for you, wouldn't you?

Nothing personal, but between Fisk and me, this wedding business is war.

[to himself] Oh, fine.

And don't worry about paying me back, you can work it off over the next decade or two.

Huh?

Harry Osborn

Get on with it, padre!

And I now pronounce you-

Let her go, Harry!

Harry Osborn

Never! Stay back, or I'll blow this place sky high!

Harry, if you really love MJ, you've gotta let her go.

Harry Osborn

Not a chance! I'd rather see her dead than in your arms, you traitor!

Harry! All this anger over imagined slights, but you can't even recognize your own mistakes!

Harry Osborn

Liz?

Harry, listen. Deep down, you know you and her aren't meant for each other. She loves Peter, but that doesn't mean that she won't always be your friend.

Harry Osborn

No! You're lying! I don't have any friends, except the Green Goblin!

You're wrong, Harry. I'm your friend, and for what it's worth, I want to be more than that. I love you, Harry.

Harry Osborn

Y-You love me?

Yes. But if you want that to, you have let the anger go.

Harry Osborn

Someone loves me. [faints in Liz's arms] You're right, Liz. Take me back to Ravencroft. I-I really do need help. Beside, heh, I-I hate weddings anyway. And Peter, Mary Jane? I'm sorry for this. All of it.

[to himself] Apology accepted, pal.

Kingpin

I was a pleasure working with you, my dear. If ever you need a job...

Shove it, Fisk. Next time, only job I'm doing is on you.