Maybe I should take super hero lessons from the Hulk instead!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
So, here's another fine mess we've gotten ourselves into, Ollie.
Any bright ideas, partner?
Did I hear you say "partner"?
I can't wait to stop changing like this!
BSBaby Silvermane
I can't swap energy with him! Stop him!
[points her gun at Spider-Man] Get back into the machine!
[Black Cat kicks Alisa away from him] Thanks, partner!
Don't mention it, partner.
ASAdult Silvermane
[getting older with the Vulture in the machine] Shut off the machine! He's too old!
I have to shut off the main power! [Scorpion blasts the main panel] YOU FOOL!
You ain't doing no more work with your machines! [attacks him]
[runs to Silvermane] Father, no!
Too old!
I'm young again! This time, it better stay that way!
[kicks Scorpion away] Toomes! With no one in the machine, the recombinator will overload! [Shooting the Vulture]
[flies up and dodges his lasers] Who cares?! I have what I always wanted! [flies away] Thanks for the new lease on life, old man! [laughs]
[to Scorpion] You are a freak of nature, whom I shall eliminate!
Great line, coming from a cyborg!
I'm sorry it turned out this way, father. But at least you won't have to deal with diapers--
I wouldn't be so sure!
[Black Cat is trying to get a door open]
Here, let me do it. This takes muscle.
[wrenches door open] You're right. It did.
[Running through the doors] Out of my way!
You were amazing back there, more than me! I'd be honored to have you fight by my side. Not only that but I'm starting think I really do care about you. Think we could be partners?
[kisses his cheek] That... and maybe more.
Is this the best you can do? Boring!
MMiriam
I need your plasma to sustain me into the long, long journey.
Drop the human now, Night Stalker!
MMiriam
Sunlight!
Nothing can protect you this time, vampire!
MMiriam
You can't stop me. Not now!
[Looks at the broken locket] No! It can't be! NO!
[holding Peter at gunpoint] Okay, kid, turn around - real slow.
[thinking] The Punisher?! But why?!
I'm looking for Mary Jane Watson.
You are?
Yeah, and three names keep coming up: the Green Goblin, Spider-Man and Peter Parker. So tell me, what's the connection?
[thinking] Great...
Talk to me, Parker.
I have only one thing to say... [kicks up a cloud of smoke with a pumpkin bomb] Trick or treat!
[trying to steer the Goblin Glider]
No wonder Norman went crazy. Trying to steer this things would make anyone nuts!
[The Punisher has mistaken Peter for the Green Goblin]
Now that I see how agile you can be on that thing, I know I'm right. [picks up Peter's floppy disk] What's this, Parker?
[He is suddenly nearly hit by a pumpkin bomb]
What the devil?!
[flying past] HAHAHAHAHAHA!
[sarcastic] Well, what do ya know? That must be ME up there!
Your whining simp of a father doesn't exist anymore! I am the ultimate evolution of Norman Osborn! Smarter! Stronger! Able to be more ruthless than he ever was!
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