Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[after the limo driver stops at the end of an alley]
Driver what are you doing? My tailor isn't anywhere near this place.
[handcuffs come up and restrain Peter and Jameson]
Just be calm Mr. Jameson. No harm will come to you.
[to Jameson]
Maybe you forgot to pay your last tailor's bill.
[to himself as Jameson yells at the limo driver]
I better hang tight and see what's going down, unlike mister calm next to me.
[to the Chameleon disguised as Glory Grant]
Gotcha! I don't usually pick up strange women.
[to the Chameleon disguised as Peter]
Peter, I'm understudying the lead in the Shakespeare fest tonight and I've saved you a seat. Will you come?
[the Chameleon kisses Mary Jane to avoid the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents]
I'll take that as a yes. Peter, why'd you do that?
I had to.
What made you think I'd let you?
I took a gamble that Peter Parker was the luckiest man on Earth.
[to Bruce, the smiling gargoyle as he watches the Chameleon begin to make his move]
Aha! Bruce, looks like the Chameleon has arrived. Keep smiling old buddy.
[to Chameleon, who is bareheaded]
Chameleon, stop! Wow, nice haircut.
[after the Chameleon throws a smoke grenade at him]
This guy's going to ruin my lungs faster than tailgating a Manhattan taxi.
[to himself as he looks for the Chameleon]
Now if I were a chameleon, whose colors would I choose?
I guess it really does pay to practice shoddy journalism, keep it up J.J.
Why, you!
[swings a punch and misses]
Gotta run!
[after he knocks out Chameleon]
Sleep tight Chameleon, maybe when you wake up you'll feel more like yourself.
The Chameleon? Here? Right next to me? I need a long vacation.
Well, Bruce, I've saved the world again. And what do I get for it? As usual - zelch, nada, nothing. That's what.
Heck of a job, Spider-Man. Thanks.
Did he say thanks? Someone thanking Spider-Man? Well, that's a first!
Thanks, for not coming to my play as you promised.
As I promised?!?
And, don't you ever kiss me that way again!
What kiss?! The Chameleon. Oh, no! Mary Jane wait, I can explain. At least I think I can explain. Okay, maybe, maybe I can't explain. Just listen, listen to me. Hold on a second.
[to Bruce the Gargoyle, as he looks down at the city]
Look at them down there. I bet each one has somebody close. I feel so distant. I have nobody, except you of course. You're always here for me. You're rock solid! And best of all you laugh at all my jokes. Bruce, you're a heck of a guy. But I do wish I had someone a little prettier to talk to. Maybe Felicia Hardy.. And there's Mary Jane Watson.. What am I thinking? How could anybody commit to a guy who sneaks off to crawl on walls?
Supposing I have a plan of my own?
And I might have one too.
Solo efforts, I presume?
"He who travels fastest travels alone."
Look where you all wound up when you worked alone: prison.
I had thought you would be my main competition Parker, but you will be lucky to make it to the starting line.
Don't forget Mike, the tortoise beat the hare.
In my country, we eat tortoises.
[about Morbius]
Huh, what B-movie did he walk out of?
The Return of Dracula's Ego.
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