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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 5

“Broken Mirror” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Broken Mirror” · Season 1, Episode 5

In this episode: Spencer Reid (3), Derek Morgan (2), Jason Gideon (2), Aaron Hotchner (1), Elle Greenaway (1)

[after seeing another agent flirt with Morgan and girls stare at him]

Must be tough, man.

[laughs] Not really.

What do you mean? You don't DO anything and these women are throwing themselves at you.

Strictly off limits, Reid.

There's no code of conduct that says agents can't socialize.

Yeah, well, see, my code of survival says never mess with a woman who carries a gun.

Euripides said, "When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him."

EDEvan Davenport

[to Reid] Excuse me, can you actually read that fast?

Our conscious minds can process sixteen bits of information per second. Our unconscious, however, can process eleven million. [off Davenport's look] Yes, I... I can actually read this fast.

I don't know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think that I do.

I never said that. When have I ever said that?

Every day since I met you!

This morning at breakfast.

Yesterday when he beat you at cards. Um, we've got one minute.

Anybody ever heard of sarcasm?

Euripides said, "When love is in excess, it brings a man no honor nor worthiness."

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