The cartoon you just saw is true. The water in the Laughing Puddle is what scientists call THICK WATER!!! Meaning that it has molecules the size of WATERMELONS!!! TOO THICK TO RUN DOWN THE HOLE, but thin enough for our characters to pass through! If you ever get a chance to jump into Thick Water, DO IT!!! It feels really gooey! [laughs softly] The night club Boneless Chicken was performing at was shut down shortly after the making of this cartoon due to health code violations, ANY QUESTIONS!? Ladies? [puts hands to ears and makes a screeching noise] No, I didn't think so. That's the real end. [laughs]
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