KKitty
Dogs are evil.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
MDMad Dog
I take you from a two-bit joint and make you a class act, and you want to make me second rate? If I even SMELL Kitty, I'll bury the two of you!
Oh, Eustace. I'm sorry for all the terrible things I said.
That's okay Muriel, nobody's perfect.
[They embrace]
I wonder where Courage has run off to.
Who cares?
DLDi Lung
This not acupuncture, this de-boning, I'm taking out your bones.
I've had it with you not caring what I think or say!
They should make a remote that shuts off people!
Don't worry, I'm shutting myself off! I'm not speaking anymore, listen to the TV all you want. You won't be hearing from me again! [Courage tries to protest] Sorry, Courage. My voice isn't welcome in this house, so I'm keeping my thoughts to myself.
What? I wasn't listening.
Hey, stupid dog, Muriel talking yet?
Mm-mm.
Well go get her to talk, dog! I wanna know if she's gonna make me breakfast!
Eustace, what took you so long?
We had to work out a deal for the rematch. If I lose, you're gonna have to pack up your things and move in with the dolphin, and be his sidekick.
[shocked] Oh, dear. [has a thought bubble about living with Jojo as a mermaid]
[horrified] No!
[Courage and Muriel watch the mother Starmaker transform into a beautiful lush garden with flowers and bushes as her body disintegrates into the ground after her babies hatched and float into space]
How lovely. She's becoming a garden. From making stars above, to making flowers on the Earth. Now that's the mystery of life it is.
Courage, Courage, Courage! That stupid dog gets all the good stuff around here! I hate that dumb dog!
Oh, don't you fret, Courage. He doesn't hate you. [pats Courage on the head as he whimpers sadly, thinking Eustace hurt his feelings]
[walks into the kitchen and picks up the phone] Time for that dog to git... for good! Operator, I'm gonna need a few numbers. [chuckles evilly]
[Later that evening… Katz, Le Quack, Cajun Fox, the Weremole, the Black Puddle Queen and the Clutching Foot are all assembled and gathered in the basement, sitting at a table]
[sitting in the head chair] Well, I'm a man of few words. So, let's just get down to the nitty gritty. What are we here for?
VVillains
Revenge!
[snickers sinisterly] And who are we going to destroy?
VVillains
That stupid dog!
Eustace, what's all the ruckus?
What ruckus?
VVillains
Destroy the stupid dog!
Eh...
Lie, man, lie.
That's my friends. It's a men's club. And no dogs allowed.
[Courage runs down to the basement, sees Muriel above the boiling cauldron, and screams, and the Clutching Foot pins him down with his toes]
BTBig Toe
Remember us?
PTPinky Toe
Yeah, remember us?
[The other villains come forward and glare down at Courage]
[horrified] Oh, no!
BTBig Toe
You licked us good, see?
Cooked us good, too. Remember that?
Oh. What are you gonna do to my Courage?
BTBig Toe
Now we're gonna put the squeeze on you, see?
Courage, what big lungs you have.
[Flashback to the first time Courage met Muriel]
Oh my. Poor thing, out here all alone... what courage you have. Would you like to come home with me?
[Courage cries in joy]
I'll call you Courage, we'll have a grand time.
CVCruel Veterinarian
"May I talk with the two of you for a moment? In private?"
CVCruel Veterinarian
"I know just what to do with the dog, but I like to have a moment with him, alone."
CVCruel Veterinarian
"Ready for the trip? It's your turn now!"
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