Eustace and Muriel in “Unfinished Business”

[offering Muriel a jar of cookies] Here, my princess, is your daily supply of royal cookies.

Muriel

Thank you, most trusted royal Poohbah. [opens the lid; sniffs] Oh, they smell heavenly. My compliments to the royal baker.

Yeah, yeah, compliments, sure.

Muriel

[looks inside the jar and sees there are no cookies] Hmm.

Something wrong, your princess-ness?

Muriel

There seems to be some cookies missing from the royal cookie jar. Royal Poohbah, do you know who could be responsible for such a terrible crime?

Ain't me. Got me sugarcane.