[Courage, Muriel, Ma Bagge, and Dr. Vindaloo are all in the dining room to celebrate Eustace's birthday party, but he's still on the roof]
Rain or no rain, that man should really come to his own birthday party. [calling him through the stove] Eustace, get down here this instant! [Eustace is removing some mushrooms that are growing on his body; through chimney pipe] Eustace, did you hear me? What are you doing up there?!
Huh? [hallucinates the chimney pipe as a snake]
Your guests are waiting!
No solicitors. Especially at this hour! You want a piece of me? You want a piece of me?! [rips off a piece of roof plank, then charges towards the chimney pipe and dives in it; then comes out of the stove, scaring everyone while covered in soot]
[Courage hides behind Muriel and Ma and Dr. Vindaloo run out of the house]
Oh, my. [annoyed] Now see what you went and done, Eustace?! You scared off your guests!
Huh?
And you're leaving a ring on the floor! [holds out a coaster] Here, stand on this coaster.
[retorting] You can't fool me! [hallucinates her as a monster] Who? You're not Muriel! [grabs her and pins her down on the floor] One, two, three, I win!
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