Duckula, Hoomite and others in “No Sax Please, We're Egyptian”

Oh... where am I?

You are in the secret temple of the great god Ra. You have trespassed in Upshi's sacred tomb.

Oh... Oh no. Who are you?

I am Hoomite, high priest of the great god Ra, and this is my assistant Yubie.

Delighted, I'm sure.

Hello.

Who might you be?

Yes, I got that.

No, who might you be?

I know, I know, you said that already.

So, you will not tell me?

Well, I hardly need to, do I?

We shall see about that. Yubie, you try.

Oh very well, Master. [turns to Duckula] Listen... I am Yubie, right?

No, wrong! I am, you ARE.

Ah! There, Master. He is Yewar.

So you are Yewar?

I am not, I am not!

Ah, you are Nott! He is not Yewar, he is Nott!

You are, Yewar?

I am NOT Yewar!

Oh, call me Nott, Yewar! I am not Yewar, I am not Nott, I am Yubie.

[frustrated] Ahem... Look, let us get this sorted out, okay? I am NOT Nott, okay?.

Okay.

I am NOT Yewar, okay?

Okay.

But you are Hoomite, and you are Yubie, okay?

Okay.

Whew...

But-

Yes?

Who might you be? [Duckula breaks down into crazed sobbing]