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Lisa quotes from Corduroy

Played by Alesha Morrison · 54 quotes · page 3 of 4

Played by Alesha Morrison

Corduroy · 72 quotes

Most-quoted character in Corduroy: in 54 of its 72 quotes
Most scenes with: Corduroy (39), Rosetta (9), Moppy (8)

Scenes with Lisa 52

[Lisa sees Corduroy is covered with clay while building his own sculpture.]

LLisa

[playfully laughs] Careful, Corduroy!

[Lisa cleans the wet clay off Corduroy's head with a wet rag.]

LLisa

[in between laughs] If you don't you might become Clay-duroy!

[Lisa resumes laughing. Lisa, she --funnily warns Corduroy-- and gives him a nickname to be a parody of his name. She --after she says this "If you don't, you may become 'Clay-duroy'!"-- replaces the first syllable --or "prefix"-- "Cor" in his name --which is "Corduroy"-- with "Clay". And --with the new syllable "Clay"-- she repronounces it as "Clay-duroy" for a new name on him. That is, if he is not careful and is seen covered with clay. So he --Corduroy-- is going to be "Clayduroy" forever. That is, if he is covered in clay and the clay doesn't wash off. Then she notes about the sculpture that Corduroy made.]

LLisa

Your sculpture's really taking shape.

What about my painting, Lisa?

LLisa

It's really good.

It's nice.

[about her painting and Corduroy's sculpture; and thinks that Lisa likes Corduroy's sculpture better than her painting] Good? Nice? Mais non, it's more than good or nice. It's...! It's a...!

[To be a parody of the word "masterpiece", Rosetta replaces the first syllable --prefix-- "mas" in the word "masterpiece" with "mouse". Then she repronounces it as "mouse-terpiece". Again, see nickname in next quote.]

A Mouse-terpiece!

[The red paint from the paintbrush lands on Rosetta's face.]

That is not fair! Lisa can't love both my painting and Corduroy's sculpture at the same time. If only I was in a place where people could truly appreciate my art.

[In Rosetta's imagination, the people who are in the art gallery are looking at Rosetta's paintings]

MMan

[off-screen] Oh, Rosetta's colours!

WWomen

[off-screen] Her shapes!

MWMan and Women

[on-screen] Very, very nice!

M2Man #2

[off-screen] Rosetta's a very good artiste.

W2Women #2

[off-screen] Yes. But have you seen the bear's sculpture?

[Rosetta is shocked]

No! Corduroy's work is better than mine?! (Oh-no!)

[Rosetta watches the people leave as they to see Corduroy's sculpture. She drives all the way to the top of the art work sees Corduroy's sculpture]

Ah!

LSLisa's Mom

Notice the fine lines, the perfect shape. A magnificent piece of work. Outstanding.

[The people cheered and clapped for Corduroy as he yawns]

LSLisa's Mom

Indeed, this sculpture by the artist Corduroy is this art gallery's greatest, most important masterpiece.

[Rosetta looks very shocked of Corduroy's sculpture]

LLisa

Don't you just love it?

[Rosetta has an unhappy expression]

[Lisa and Corduroy are in the playground trying to make the swings move]

LLisa

Do you want to ride the teeter totter, Cordy?

It is too hot to play.

LLisa

I know. It's even hotter than yesterday. [huffs]

It's the hottest day ever.

[Lisa pulls out the grass and throws to see if the breeze is coming but it didn't came. From this point, Lisa and Corduroy see it is way too hot and do not know that this heat can melt any frozen things]

LLisa

There isn't even a breeze to cool us off.

My fur is making me even hotter.

LLisa

Let's go home, Cordy. It's air-conditioned there.

Will it be nice and cool?

LLisa

And on the way back, we can visit...!

The sweet shop?

[Lisa comes home until she feel the hot heat from inside instead of the breeze from the air-conditioner]

LLisa

Huh?

[panting] I'm still hot.

LLisa

What's wrong with the air conditioning?

LSLisa's Mom

It hasn't been working for most of the day.

LLisa

Can I go over to Moppy's to get cool?

LSLisa's Mom

I'm afraid the air conditioning is broken down for the whole building. Pandro's trying to fix it.

[Lisa puts down her knapsack down to the floor and puts Corduroy on the sofa's handle]

LLisa

Can we go to the beach?

LSLisa's Mom

Sorry. The beach is quite a distance away, hon. By the time we get there, it'll be evening.

LLisa

Oh...

[In Lisa and Corduroy's imagination, they're at the beach and they both finished the sandcastle]

LLisa

A castle fit for a king.

Someday I want to be a king.

LLisa

Well, King Corduroy, do you want to go beachcombing?

Beachcombing? (What's beachcombing?)

LLisa

We'll look for seashells and other neat stuff (along the way).

You mean like a treasure hunt?

LLisa

[off-screen] Sort of. [on-screen] Come on.

[Corduroy follows Lisa. Lisa and Corduroy's footprints are shown on the sand as Lisa and Corduroy went to collect seashells. as Corduroy puts shells into the bucket, he sees a conch shell laying on the beach]

[to Lisa when he finds a conch shell] Look!

[The camera zooms in to a conch shell. Corduroy runs through the beach and picks the conch shell with his paws]

LLisa

Wow, that's a real big one. Try blowing it.

[Corduroy blows on the conch shell making a "very" long note]

Whoa! What more could a bear ask for?

LLisa

[sees another shell in the distance] Look how pretty that shell is.

[Another shell lays on the sandy beach. Corduroy touches the shell and it started to move]

[laughs as he fell backwards] Hey! [laughing] This one moves.

[A hermit crab (who is inside the shell) continues to crawl through the sandy beach until Lisa picks him up and she looks inside his shell]

LLisa

It's a hermit crab.

[The hermit crab comes out of his shell with a grumpy expression]

LLisa

See? He's hiding.

He doesn't look very happy (today).

LLisa

I think he looks kind of crabby.

[Lisa and Corduroy begin to laugh with joy. Then Lisa put the hermit crab on the sandy beach and the hermit crab crawls away from Lisa and Corduroy so he can join in the other crabs]

[off-screen] Whoa, it's a whole bunch of crabbies!

[Lisa and Corduroy started laughing again as the hermit crab went into the ocean. Suddenly, a baby sea turtle pops out of the sand after it hatched out from an egg]

LLisa

[off-screen] Look, Corduroy. It's a baby (sea) turtle.

[The baby sea turtle crawls to the ocean]

[off-screen] Where's it going?

LLisa

Into the ocean. That's where it's going to grow up.

[to Lisa as he watches the baby sea turtle goes into the ocean] Someday, I want to look inside the ocean and find out what else lives there.

LLisa

I'd like that, too. Feel that ocean breeze?

[Lisa and Corduroy sigh together]

It's so nice and cool.

LLisa

[knocking on the door] Moppy! Moppy, hurry up! The block party's already started!

[opens the door; laughs] I know. My mom just took the cheese fondue down a minute ago!

LLisa

Ready to go?

Are you kidding? I skipped breakfast so I'd have more room for all the free food! [feels his stomach] I'm gonna stuff myself silly!

LLisa

[reminds Moppy never to get greedy] Don't get too greedy! We might want to taste, right, Cordy?

[thinking] Right!

LLisa

[to Ice Cream Man] Hi, two cones, please!

ICIce Cream Man

[chuckling] So, how about one at a time? It's so hot, the second one will melt before you even get to it. Or is one for your little bear?

LLisa

[giggling] Of course they're not for me. One is for my friend back there.

[When Lisa says, "One ice cream cone is for my friend back there", she is referring to an ice cream cone for Corduroy. Moppy has had four ice cream cones. Then he --for a hiding place and to avoid being caught-- runs behind a lady and tries to hide behind her. That is, to avoid his guilty conscience. But the lady, she walks away. That is, allowing Moppy to get caught by the ice cream man.]

Uh-oh!

[The ice cream man successfully catches Moppy. That is, after seeing that he has had four ice cream cones already.]

Uh...!

ICIce Cream Man

HEY YOU!

[The ice cream man turns to Lisa.]

ICIce Cream Man

[to Lisa] HE HAS EATEN FOUR ICE CREAM CONES ALREADY! FOUR!

[The ice cream man is mad.]

ICIce Cream Man

[turns back to Moppy] WELL NO MORE, YOU GREEDY LITTLE BOY!

[The ice cream man wheels away after stating that Moppy must not have another ice cream cone after already having four. And what is worse, it is that Moppy did not even pay for any of the ice cream cones. That is, and he just sampled on them.]

Hi, Lisa!

LLisa

[turns to Corduroy] Shh!

What are you doing?

LLisa

I'm taking pictures!

[whispering] Why do you have to be quiet to take pictures?

LLisa

Because I want to take surprise pictures, starting with Mom first. Shh!

[Corduroy is trying to be quiet. To be quiet, he covers his mouth by using both his paws. When Corduroy is not looking, Lisa sneaks to her mother's bedroom and goes on to her out of no where without her mother's permission with taking pictures. She finds her folding clothes while having curlers and face cream on. Then she makes ready to take her mother's picture. She sneakily smiles at her mother and whips out her camera to take the picture.]

LLisa

[takes her mother's picture with the camera] Say cheese!

[Lisa snaps the picture on her mother.]

LSLisa's Mom

[gasps] Ooh!

[Lisa's Mom looks side to side where the loud click came from, then sees Lisa with the camera. Lisa laughs. Then she says...!]

LLisa

[in between laughs] Got ya!

[Then Lisa resumes laughing. And she taunts her mother. Even though Lisa thought it was funny, her mother does not think it's very funny. The picture --offscreen-- that Lisa snapped on her mom shows her mom's embarrassed face. That is, with her mom's face having curlers and face cream on.]

LSLisa's Mom

[becomes surprised] LISA, YOU HAVE SCARED THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME!

LLisa

Sorry, Mom. But this makes a great picture. See you later!

[Lisa runs away with the picture she snapped on her mother.]

[As Pandro is eating a hamburger for lunch, a mouse peeks out of the mouse hole and smells the hamburger. Bread crumbs from the hamburger bun fell on the floor as the mouse spots them. Pandro is about to take another bite until he spots the mouse staring at him and his hamburger]

Pandro Mouse!

LLisa

[takes Pandro's picture with the camera] Say cheese!

[Pandro stands on the chair as the mouse flees away holding a bread crumb with its mouth]

[spots Lisa who already takes a picture of him] Hey, did you just take a picture of me?

LLisa

It's going to be a great shot, Pandro. Bye! [runs out of the shed]

[Lisa sits down on the stair case while looking at the pictures that she took today]

LLisa

[giggling] Wow, these are great!

MSMoppy's Mom

[arrives at the building carrying groceries] Hi, Lisa! How are your photos turning out?

LLisa

Even better than I thought! [shows Moppy's Mom the photos]

[Lisa gives Moppy's Mom the pictures and she finds one that Lisa snapped on her when her apron is covered in chocolate icing after she and Moppy's Dad made the cake. She finds another picture when she and Moppy's Dad are covered in the cake which they accidentally had ruined]

MSMoppy's Mom

[about the smashed and ruined cake in the picture] Oh, (on Moppy's Dad and I), that cake (which we baked) could have tasted much better on a plate, instead of on our clothes.

LLisa

What do you think?

MSMoppy's Mom

Well, Moppy's Dad and I, we look pretty silly, don't you think?

LLisa

[giggling] Funny, isn't it?

MSMoppy's Mom

Well...

[Pandro opens the door and walks down the stairs]

LLisa

[to Pandro] Pandro, I got a great picture of you here, too!

MSMoppy's Mom

I'd better get these groceries inside. Bye, Lisa. Bye, Pandro. [went inside]

[Lisa gives Pandro a picture. Pandro gasps when he sees one that Lisa snapped on him when he hides from the mouse]

LLisa

[showing Pandro the mouse] Look, there's the mouse you were hiding from!

[finds the mouse on the picture] Oh, yes, there it is. Right in the picture.

[The scene cuts to where Lisa holds a picture of Moppy doing a dance move who is completely chaotic]

LLisa

[off-screen] Check it out, Moppy!

[practicing his dance move while kicking a ball] I'm busy, Lise.

LLisa

[giggling] Come on, it's pretty funny.

No thanks, I don't need to look at pictures of me looking silly.

LLisa

[as her frown becomes upside down] Okay, fine!

[Lisa gets home from taking pictures. She has taken pictures on her mother, Moppy's parents, Pandro, and Moppy again. That is, even though they were doing something which was private. Indeed, Lisa was snooping through their privacy. The scene then cuts to her mother while reading her book in the kitchen at the kitchen table is looking rather embarrassed. Because what Lisa did was snapping photos on everyone in the building without their permission including her mother too when she privately had curlers and face cream on in the morning]

LLisa

[to her mother] You want to see the pictures that I took today?

[Lisa's Mom is not happy about Lisa's "snapping pictures" behavior in the building.]

LSLisa's Mom

[to Lisa] I'm hearing that you've snapped all sorts of photos around here. I am very curious to see how they turned out.

[As Lisa's Mom is looking through the pictures that Lisa took around the building.]

LLisa

I know you may like my pictures, Mom. [about Moppy] Moppy, he does not think it is right to sneak up on people to take surprise pictures.

[Lisa's Mom looks through the pictures. After going through them, she then finds the picture that Lisa snapped on her earlier in the morning when she had curlers and face cream on. The picture reveals to showing Lisa's Mom in an embarrassed look to after Lisa took a picture of her; and right after Lisa invaded her privacy. The picture that her mother reveals is a picture of her with curlers and face cream on and an awkward face when Lisa took her picture.]

LSLisa's Mom

[looks at the picture] Oh...!

[Lisa's Mom looks at the picture --after she found the one picture that Lisa snapped on her-- then turns back to Lisa.]

LSLisa's Mom

I can see why. You took these pictures without getting people's permission first.

LLisa

Mm-hmm.

LSLisa's Mom

That is an invasion of their privacy.

LLisa

You mean, you do not like them either?

LSLisa's Mom

No, Lisa. I don't. They may be good photographs. But they aren't very nice ones.

LLisa

Well, I think everyone in the building is a little too touchy around here. I am going to go put my pictures into an album.

[Lisa runs off with the pile of pictures and into her room. Lisa's mom sits at the dining room table and takes out the photo of herself with face cream on --and an awkward expression-- then looks at it.]

[When Lisa enters her room, she finds Corduroy snooping through her private stuff from her treasure chest. Corduroy had gotten Rosetta and Buckaroo to go in it so he could play pirates with them and use Lisa's treasure chest of private things as a treasure chest. But he was the one to go in it first without permission]

LLisa

[gasps] Corduroy! [off-screen] What are you doing in my chest?

RBRosetta and Buckaroo

[sees Lisa] Uh-oh!

[The closet door closes as Lisa is going to have a word to Corduroy about her private treasure chest. But Lisa only scolds Corduroy for it then has a word with him about her "treasure chest"]

What did I do?

LLisa

You snooped through my stuff, my private stuff, without asking! [off-screen] You must know better (in the first place).

[sadly; to Lisa cause he know he should ask her next time] I'm sorry, Lisa. I guess I should have asked you first.

LLisa

You're not Dr. Moppy, [feels Moppy's hair and picks up Corduroy] you're Sloppy Toppy! [giggles]

[puts his annoyed face to Lisa] Dr. Sloppy Toppy.

LLisa

[giggling while holding Corduroy] Sloppy Toppy! [laughs] Sloppy Toppy needs a brush to brush his hair!

You don't want it anyway. All you talk about is pizza!

LLisa

[giggles and calls Moppy a nickname "Sloppy Toppy"] Sloppy Toppy!

[calls Lisa a nickname back --in sense that Lisa is thinking about having pizza for lunch] Lisa Pizza!

[Lisa then stops laughing and lets out a gasp after what Moppy just called her. Moppy had called Lisa a nickname. That is, which is "Lisa Pizza". Lisa gasps and says...!]

LLisa

[wants to know what Moppy called her] (Wait...?!) What did you call me?!

[still thinking it's funny, he repeats the nickname and says it four times at this] Lisa Pizza, Lisa Pizza, Lisa Pizza!

[At first Lisa becomes awkward about the nickname --which was "Lisa Pizza"-- spoken by Moppy. But then looks rather upset right after Moppy calls her "Lisa Pizza". Meanwhile, the scene cuts to Lisa's room where Corduroy is trying to pull Buckaroo with a rope because Buckaroo's rockers can't move]

[after trying his best to make Buckaroo move again] Not again!

Mmm. [sees his rockers who are still stuck] I can't help it if my rockers are stuck.

I guess. But that's because you're, [calls Buckaroo --for a fourth time-- a nickname "Stuckaroo"] Stuckaroo! [laughing]

That's, Buckaroo. (Not Stuckaroo.)

[repeats the nickname for a fifth time] Buckaroo the Stuckaroo, his legs and feet are made of glue!

[Corduroy has said "Stuckaroo" two more times at this. In total, he has said this name on Buckaroo five times]

Well, you're, you're...! [calls Corduroy a nickname back; in sense that Corduroy is pretending that he has a cast on his head from the pretend game "doctor" which he was playing with Lisa and Moppy on] You're a Boo-Boo Head!

[Corduroy then stops laughing and lets out a gasp after what Buckaroo just called him. Buckaroo --after seeing Corduroy's pretend cast-- said that Corduroy was a "Boo-Boo Head". Meanwhile, the scene cuts back to Moppy's place where Lisa is still rather upset when Moppy called her "Lisa Pizza". Lisa knows what she just heard from Moppy when he said that nickname.]

[to Lisa; as he whips out an imaginary camera and forces her to smile at the "camera"] Hey, Lisa Pizza...! Smile for the camera! Say cheese! Get it? Pizza?! Cheese?!

[Lisa pushes the kitchen table chair and stands up because she's going home]

LLisa

It's not that funny. I'm going!

But what about your sandwich? Aren't you gonna eat it?

LLisa

I RATHER GO HOME THAN BEING CALLED "LISA PIZZA"!

[gasping] WELL, I RATHER GO HOME THAN BEING CALLED "SLOPPY TOPPY"!

LLisa

(WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!) YOU ARE HOME!

OH YEAH?! WELL, I DO NOT LIKE BEING CALLED "SLOPPY TOPPY"! THAT IS, WHEREVER I AM!

LLisa

OKAY, FINE!

FINE!

[Lisa opens the door as she exits Moppy's place. Then she angrily shuts the door.]

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