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S1 E15

Corduroy · Season 1, Episode 15

Moppy, Lisa and others in “Unfinished Business”

You don't want it anyway. All you talk about is pizza!

[giggles and calls Moppy a nickname "Sloppy Toppy"] Sloppy Toppy!

[calls Lisa a nickname back --in sense that Lisa is thinking about having pizza for lunch] Lisa Pizza!

[Lisa then stops laughing and lets out a gasp after what Moppy just called her. Moppy had called Lisa a nickname. That is, which is "Lisa Pizza". Lisa gasps and says...!]

[wants to know what Moppy called her] (Wait...?!) What did you call me?!

[still thinking it's funny, he repeats the nickname and says it four times at this] Lisa Pizza, Lisa Pizza, Lisa Pizza!

[At first Lisa becomes awkward about the nickname --which was "Lisa Pizza"-- spoken by Moppy. But then looks rather upset right after Moppy calls her "Lisa Pizza". Meanwhile, the scene cuts to Lisa's room where Corduroy is trying to pull Buckaroo with a rope because Buckaroo's rockers can't move]

[after trying his best to make Buckaroo move again] Not again!

Mmm. [sees his rockers who are still stuck] I can't help it if my rockers are stuck.

I guess. But that's because you're, [calls Buckaroo --for a fourth time-- a nickname "Stuckaroo"] Stuckaroo! [laughing]

That's, Buckaroo. (Not Stuckaroo.)

[repeats the nickname for a fifth time] Buckaroo the Stuckaroo, his legs and feet are made of glue!

[Corduroy has said "Stuckaroo" two more times at this. In total, he has said this name on Buckaroo five times]

Well, you're, you're...! [calls Corduroy a nickname back; in sense that Corduroy is pretending that he has a cast on his head from the pretend game "doctor" which he was playing with Lisa and Moppy on] You're a Boo-Boo Head!

[Corduroy then stops laughing and lets out a gasp after what Buckaroo just called him. Buckaroo --after seeing Corduroy's pretend cast-- said that Corduroy was a "Boo-Boo Head". Meanwhile, the scene cuts back to Moppy's place where Lisa is still rather upset when Moppy called her "Lisa Pizza". Lisa knows what she just heard from Moppy when he said that nickname.]

[to Lisa; as he whips out an imaginary camera and forces her to smile at the "camera"] Hey, Lisa Pizza...! Smile for the camera! Say cheese! Get it? Pizza?! Cheese?!

[Lisa pushes the kitchen table chair and stands up because she's going home]

It's not that funny. I'm going!

But what about your sandwich? Aren't you gonna eat it?

I RATHER GO HOME THAN BEING CALLED "LISA PIZZA"!

[gasping] WELL, I RATHER GO HOME THAN BEING CALLED "SLOPPY TOPPY"!

(WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!) YOU ARE HOME!

OH YEAH?! WELL, I DO NOT LIKE BEING CALLED "SLOPPY TOPPY"! THAT IS, WHEREVER I AM!

OKAY, FINE!

FINE!

[Lisa opens the door as she exits Moppy's place. Then she angrily shuts the door.]

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