That is not fair! Lisa can't love both my painting and Corduroy's sculpture at the same time. If only I was in a place where people could truly appreciate my art.
[In Rosetta's imagination, the people who are in the art gallery are looking at Rosetta's paintings]
[off-screen] Oh, Rosetta's colours!
[off-screen] Her shapes!
[on-screen] Very, very nice!
[off-screen] Rosetta's a very good artiste.
[off-screen] Yes. But have you seen the bear's sculpture?
[Rosetta is shocked]
No! Corduroy's work is better than mine?! (Oh-no!)
[Rosetta watches the people leave as they to see Corduroy's sculpture. She drives all the way to the top of the art work sees Corduroy's sculpture]
Ah!
Notice the fine lines, the perfect shape. A magnificent piece of work. Outstanding.
[The people cheered and clapped for Corduroy as he yawns]
Indeed, this sculpture by the artist Corduroy is this art gallery's greatest, most important masterpiece.
[Rosetta looks very shocked of Corduroy's sculpture]
Don't you just love it?
[Rosetta has an unhappy expression]
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Corduroy quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Corduroy pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.