Dean Pelton in “VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing”

Your checks will arrive on another day.

Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar.

Another stuffed shirt with another white collar.

Criminals, Wall Street takin' the pie,

All the black man gets is a plate of white lies!

Prisons are recruitin' and police be shootin',

And rap artists lootin' and the labels are dilutin',

and BARACK OBAMA IS SCARED OF ME!

COS I DON'T SWALLOW KNOWLEDGE, AND I SPIT IT FOR FREE!

LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT, HAHAHA-

[Dean Pelton drops microphone in horror]