Chang has recruited a team of pre-teen security interns while moonlighting at a local bar mitzvah. They were later nicknamed the Changlourious Basterds. Like Inglourious Basterds, but with "Chang" instead of "in". I don't get it either.
One of the soldiers said they were making trophies out of mattress tags. This was as ugly as things could get... while still being a pillow fight.
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