Excuse me, sir. I couldn't resist trying your pinball machine. I guess I tried a little too hard. But that's an old problem with me, sir — the way I keep steering and pushing and pulling at things. Someday, the whole sky's gonna light up and it's gonna say, "Tilt". And that's gonna be the end of the world.
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