[Columbo walks into a restaurant carrying a doughnut]
WWaitress
You buy that here?
Uh, no. I bought it from the doughnut shop because I was going to eat it in the elevator, but then I saw my friend here and, uh... [she glares at him] I'm really terribly sorry.
[He wraps the doughnut in a napkin and gives it to the waitress who hands him a menu]
Well, let me see, uh, um, let's see now.
WWaitress
I can come back.
No, no, no, no. I'll have, um... I'll have a doughnut.
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