“See something, sir?” – Sergeant Miller, Columbo ... TV Quotes Database

SMSergeant Miller

See something, sir?

Yeah. His watch is wrong. My watch cost $30. His must have cost a couple hundred and it's wrong. It says May 1st. Goes to show you money doesn't buy quality.

OOfficer

Lieutenant, it is May 1st. Your watch is wrong. His watch is right.

Lt. Columbo

Oh. Well, what do you expect for $30?

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