[After Galesco explains that his dog is depressed since the dog next door has moved away]
Oh, uh, I don't suppose you have a picture of a cocker spaniel around, do ya?
GGalesco
A picture?
You know, I mean, maybe I could tack up some kind of a picture. You know, something he could look at, kind of like a pin-up?
GGalesco
[annoyed] No, really, Lieutenant...
No, no, that's a terrible idea. I mean the dog is dumb but he won't fall for that. I mean the dog would know it wasn't her, right? Forget I mentioned it.
GGalesco
I will, Lieutenant.
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